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I've seen a lot of math jokes on funsubstance lately. Is this a new thing? Cause I like it

This. And books.

Or shorter female models, but you are right.

You don't pronounce it like that.

I was worried til I saw the word "alsjeblieft" and knew it was Dutch.

*sighs* When does this discussion stop?

This is fake. Someone on Tumblr made this.

Isn't that Jessica Green?

But the law says that I need to go to school.

I don't like pizza. And why do all the comments of people who don't like it, get downvoted?

Where is the real bride?

pussysista...

'My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox'

Where does she believe in?

I'd actually choose the world peace...

I searched for this guy and found this: http://instagram.com/p/kvhoxLkVub/

At first I thought he was singing "Elastic heart"

666 likes. Coincidence? I think not.

Madge? As in Undersee?

1. There is a time in his life in wich his nose will grow. So the statement is true.
If he says "now" behind it then it is false. So his nose will grow. But after he finished the sentence, so it doesn't grow at the moment he says "now"
2. The mother says "You will return my child if this is the correct answer" This has to be true. If the crocodile isn't returning the child the first part of the sentence wasn't correct. But the second part makes the sentence true, because that is what the crocodile said.
3. The girl was never born, because her grandmother died before her mother was born. But then she could never kill her grandmother. But she didn't need to, because her grandmother was already dead.
4. Maybe
5. The sentence is neither true or false.

Give that dad an award

Is the joke that they aren't kids anymore? (if they should be still alive)

alpha hunter

Still inspiring

Some of them look better now. But it's still scary.