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I guess my parents had a really great christmas then...

i have really bad tennis lines and homecoming is in 3 weeks!

lazy, elegant, peaceful, passionate

no, it means et cetera, which is latin for "and the rest"

the Latin word for old lady isn't anus, it's avus

or photoshop

or turkey anyone?

i picture something very different when it comes to mesquite std...

marry me?

but it could have been called a cargi... munchcat isn't as fun to say

grease... 50's, here i come!

i'm sword fighting with a werewolf. Jacob, prepare to die at the hands of an angry teenage girl.

umm, no. it only looks official with the leaves and that font. try it with comic sans font... yeah, i went there

this explains why my teacher always hated my answers when my dad helped me (he's an engineer for those who couldn't figure it out)

another bonus to being catholic :-)

i always wanted that stuff because it smelled good, but my mom would never get it for me and would only get this stuff called cetaphil. weirdly enough, i can still get that spa in my eyes and it doesn't sting. same with johnson's baby shampoo

marty and alex from madagascar!!!!

the woman's face?

that's what our first kisses probably looked like...

air pollution... that's why we have so many spare the air days!

it's not that i friendzone guys just because of their appearance. as an athlete, i'm attracted to someone who takes pride in their appearance.

i was asked that same question when i was 5, but i when someone asked why i couldn't just buy a puppy, i responded "but i'd still have a brother" and everyone in my family reminds me of it every time they see me...

is that blood on the cob?!??!?!?!?!?!?

most likely shy and misunderstood

I watched Grease..... This could be good. 50's, here i come!

haha that was yesterday and it was friday the 13th!

that can b interpreted in two ways, but both are correct

what if you're more into bananas, if you know what I mean?

it really is fun...

would katniss and gale be kale?

that moment when you realize that's your brother's handwriting and signature... he's awesome.

what about the bathroom?

penguins anyone?

i'm so sick of both of them. i know breakups hurt, but be happy you had the relationship at all. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

cuz we get rejected too... and its way more embarrassing. Everyone feels bad for the poor guy who got rejected, but everyone thinks the girl will just become a crazy cat lady. When that stops, we will be one step closer to having gender equality

poor t-rex

69.... i really hope thats some sort of sign

periods.

my friends mom died yesterday morning... cant stop thinking about it

its a movie called cloud atlas and its really good!

its called plastic surgery and botox people... i do work on people every day and I know how much they pay

i really hope you didn't mean military time

well im an f, so... guess i passed!

but what if its raining at 2 am....

its tigger people!

dont provoke a tiger if you dont want to get hurt. also, if you followed the news story you would know that more people attended a funeral for the tiger when it had to be euthanized. It wasnt the tiger's fault. it was that idiots fault for trying to mess with an agitated tiger.

this happened with my latin 1, 2, 3, and AP Latin classes. All four fucking years of high school.

is the teen pregnancy in the 90's picture of china anne mcclain, the DISNEY star?!?!?!?

and he cheated on his wife with the maid... classic