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Keep em close 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why is this down voted?

Please no 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well, she can definitely crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs.

What happens in aisle 15 stays in aisle 15 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And even if you buy over $299 worth, don't worry. They'll show "no interest after six months".

SOML 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This happens to me every time... after I've emptied the sink.

I could never find my brother's (Ian) 63 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Only once have I ever seen my name spelled correctly, and it was on a calculator.

Repainting dolls to make them look better 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My question is why don't the companies hire people like him to paint these for them and sell the dolls for a decent price, knowing they're selling quality items then?

Pretty much 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Thank you for that enlightening tale, Gallaxhar.

Precious bird 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Pinocchio bird.

to match my diamond glasses *blinks pure gold eyelashes* 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Bejeweled.

Title title title title, "title title-title". Title TITLE, title title tortilla. 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That's probably the most Mexican thing ever.

errands 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

We have a battery operated SpongeBob cookie jar at the bakery where I work, and at times when nobody touches him or you're alone, he'll randomly go off, saying things like, "That felt great! I feel empowered." Or just laugh, which is really creepy when you're closing up and it's dark out...

I can't be alone 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Throwing around thought's and apostrophes, apparently.