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An apt description of when I first played Slender.

We all love Harold, but when he smiles it looks as though someone is giving him an impromptu off-camera prostate exam with a crowbar.

For those curious (though it has already been mentioned, most likely), this is the Bearded Vulture (Gypaetus barbatus), found across Africa, Europe and some parts of Asia (mostly India and Tibet).
Fun fact: The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed in in the 5th century B.C.E when a tortoise was dropped on his head from the sky. It is possible that it was one of these vultures, mistaking his bald head for a rock on which to smash open the tortoise's shell.

NOW... Carry all that equipment down from there.

This is exactly how I looked at the theatre while waiting for Jurassic World to begin.

So, you can become stoned to such an extent that you turn into a Russian?

I would like a citation before believing that story, please.

"Pansexual-Hermione." Yup, this can't be from anywhere else BUT Tumblr.