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Actually, they have tested this. It's not minutes. Every manufacturer has a different "timing" setting. For instance 2 on my toaster is one minute and twenty-five seconds.

But wouldn't that make her a main character...?

I read that in his voice.

The one in the puppy's ear is funny. "whatchu lookin at?!?" (And those are finches.)

That would make it really awkward to bang someone while your dog is trying to sleep. "Could you keep it down?? Geez!"

More like "maybe if I don't look both ways, I will get hit by a car and sue them and pay off my student loans."

Need a banana for scale

Every girl during HELL WEEK AKA Sacrifice-your-uterus-to-Satan Week