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Levels of toasty-ness 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, they have tested this. It's not minutes. Every manufacturer has a different "timing" setting. For instance 2 on my toaster is one minute and twenty-five seconds.
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Even if she tried she couldn't avoid being the main character 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But wouldn't that make her a main character...?
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a guide to bugs 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I read that in his voice.
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Dog and friends 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The one in the puppy's ear is funny. "whatchu lookin at?!?" (And those are finches.)
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Fit for a King 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That would make it really awkward to bang someone while your dog is trying to sleep. "Could you keep it down?? Geez!"
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As a kid 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like "maybe if I don't look both ways, I will get hit by a car and sue them and pay off my student loans."
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Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or potato
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Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Need a banana for scale
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Do you ever just feel like 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Every girl during HELL WEEK AKA Sacrifice-your-uterus-to-Satan Week
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