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I could see this turning into a battle of secret alliances and betrayal

Actually the english nerd in me loved this (the dual use of the word lighter)

There is a reason that many of these 20s/30s eras gangsters became very famous (and often times loved) celebrities of the time

how does one discover that they have a talent for this?

um Im reading Game of Thrones right now so no thank you

Its like when I am playing mario and cant get the camera to move right so I just jump and pray there is something under me

once I actually slept on my couch cause my pet was taking up so much of my bed

Well lets put batman on the list of things that funsubstance has ruined for me

he sees what you did there... and also over here

brodo lift you even. Im an idiot...

This is so accurate

the pilgrims used to ride those for miles.

everytime I see one of these I always get Fight Club. ALWAYS

exquisite

This thought has never crossed my mind. Thank you internet for ruining another aspect of my life forever

yeah and in reality that kitten is gonna scream at you until you wake up and either feed him or move so he can get into HIS perfect spot. I love cats to death but ive had enough kittens in my life to know better

This is kind of like if Owen Wilson and Will Smith had a child

Some men are like fine wine

This is the single most upsetting post of my life

Kinder Eggs! When I went to Europe I gorged myself on these since you cant get them in the states

But when Im in the ocean Im thinking 'what is keeping me from being one of those five'

I snorted when I read this lol

This is so accurate. Except in reality all of that would be generic store brands

well I have never been happier to live within Doylestown, Pa. I know what Im doing this weekend!

ravioli ravioli this aint the formuoli

the awkward moment a cartoon lion has a better "come hither" look than I do

Good guy RDJ strikes again!

nope. done with bananas. nope nope nope

Grandpa takes a seat... that made me laugh way too hard

that last one...too much cute happening

This is my sophie's choice

haha that is a great prank! On another note I completely had that white castle with the flags when I was a kid!

well this seems safe

Check, check, check, check and check

This scene bugs me so much! Vader does not mean father at all

you work with a hobbit?

I have never realized I needed something so badly in my life

Its Hershey Park! That right is one of the coolest water rides ever!

Out of the Box!!

Americans are so well behaved because they are so afraid of being the "ugly american". Thats why Im extra conscious of how I act in foreign countries

I thought that was an orange or something at first

This makes me feel like I had a very inadequate childhood

I had one of those! They are scary sob

I have no idea why but I read "morning food hotel" I think this shows where my priorities in life are

What really makes this is Leo Dicaprio's face on the side like he read it wrong too