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*pops in from nowhere* food?

I've been getting out of the pool the wrong way...

He farted in the tank

Or they took my fuckin cheesecake. No one takes my cheesecake.

De-finite-ly

But now button?

You moan because every muscle, not including your organ's muscles, but also including your diaphragm, responsible for breathing, is stretched.

Try to smack one of them. You could either be:
1: Rude
2:Spooky4Me

Add "in bed"

Was she a balloon, and did she just deflate?

Props for the title.

I was doing it when I read it

Spock's got some insane moves.

Sorry, sleeping and death are two totally different things.

They need to use the sleep

Jurassic Pepe

Nice lion cosplay, cat

Long Pokemon chats need this

The theater creepypasta

And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder...

It's worse when you're supposed to be the smart kid.

My Saturday plans are set.

He said "good sex" so he wouldn't be lying if it was terrible.

A human kaleidoscope.

It also takes every atom of your being to not correct them on literally everything.

thanks john cornella

Confection confessions

Antman, is that you?

So... How was your day?

Now all I need is a dirt bike.

I feel bad for the chair

Thanks, Sheldon.

Unintentional Illuminati.

Fighting dragons as a chick would have a wonderful story

Tory story?

She warned us, we just didn't notice until it was too late.

These people need to learn to be grateful.

burn it to the ground

Like a smooth criminal

Furries be like