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Little girl with a heart made of gold 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You HAVE to post in 10 years to say if they ever dated, or if they stayed friends and one found a date for the other one, picking out someone special and'just right'for the other.
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Getting closer every time 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Leave earlier for the hospital when your contractions start?
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The truth 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
70 year olds of any age? Some guests be trippin.
I bet you didn't know this 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If the chicken is in a pen, you can chase it into a corner or up against a wall.
Go hamster! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Weird irony: The traffic jam was caused by some jerk abondoning his car.
This kid is going places. Not school, but places 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Looks like Rick Astley.
im proud to say my cousin was his lawyer (idk if this is a repost or not) 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Maybe the nearby businesses don't like him attracting more aggressive panhandlers. Would you like your neighbor giving out food to the homeless right next door, even if 95% of them are harmless?
In my city, we have a shelter where they feed and house anyone, but they have to not drink or do drugs while there, which is too much for some to do.
Do you remember rick moranis? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Rick--Please return to movies when your kids are old enough.
An 8 year old girl feeds the crows in her backyard and they pay her back in trinkets 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is one of those a hearing aid?
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Good governance 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's weird how each state's governor made all those laws and budgets, and didn't need the state legislature to do any of it.
2pacs view on churches 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Luckily, Tupac gave all his money to charity (I'm assuming, otherwise he'd be a hypocrite).
Textastrophe - Graphic Designer 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I was going to make an orignal comment, but ns said it all.
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I'll take shit that never happened 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I fixed your laptop, lady. Here it is...pay me $50.
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True friendship = working together 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would shoot someone in the leg...with a vaccine hypodermic.
Good save 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So, of course, if the teacher bought that lie be sure to post online...there's no way THAT secret could ever get back to him.
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School 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"I hate learning. When are we gonna ever use this? Waaahhhhh."
Well-explained this 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This sounds like someone is afraid of not being exceptional after going years hearing that he or she (along with everyone else) is exceptional. If everyone gets an MVP trophy, the year they stop giving them to everybody is when the tantrums start that it's all so very hard.
Every now and then youtube nails it 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You agree to borrow money--for interest!--and don't understand that you'll have to pay back more than you borrowed? Or you didn't understand that stuff cost money when you aren't under the parents' roof? Or you weren't expecting that people don't get highly paid the day after graduation? Still looking for the "letter of the law but underhanded" aspect.
IT'S IN WORDS 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...and in a few years we'll see the "Why do I only date jerks?" follow up post.
Can people stop hating on Miley now? 56 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why wait? Why are all these people "going to do something in the future" that's so important? How about donating now or doing the whatever now?
We Got A Badass Statement Over Here 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Any time someone steals your stuff, it's because you put more value on possessions than others' welfare.
Team Deatheater is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaain 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That was mildly amusing up til the snake, then I spit on my screen.
New zeeland 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
NZ is where the Idol contestant was excoriated for wearing a suit, right?
Lots Of Adults Don't Get It 53 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've played a few, and really like the story lines in the context of the game. But, if you think those story lines are good as compared to timeless literature or currently popular books like Harry Potter, you have your sights set really low.
True heroes. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Cute, but the kids gone...this is to make veryone else feel better. It would have been a bigger gesture and nicer for the kid to have done something while he/she was still around. But, maybe they did that too
How Europeans imagine 'Muricans 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As if our public schools taught enough history such that any kids know what The Alamo was. Now, if the Texans had beat the Mexicans, we'd be teaching that all over as an example of US oppression and aggression...
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Rekt 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
On one hand, you have the one study (paid for by a company with an interest in finding a flaw with vaccines) done by a guy who now admits he changed data to show an autism link, and on the other hand you have science. But, nowadays we're supposed to honor and respect all diverse opinions, even ones that are contrary to fact.
Thanks mom 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The handle of the person who replied.
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A student asks his government for money to go to college/university 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Free college, but you have to pass a MUCH higher hurdle to be admitted. Then, can't major in Gender Equity Studies or African-American history or Community Activism.
Illegal life hacks 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wondering how they will like being on the other end of these or other ways of getting played. Also, stuff works better when you don't tell 50 million people your secret.
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Albert Einstein 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But, of cousre, what he wanted to learn was Physics, and he broke ground in ways that weren't taght in school because Einstein hadn't thought them up yet. Contrast that with students who whine on the intrernet that schhol doesn't teach waht they want to learn, but what they want to be learning about is fiction fandoms, photoshopping profile pics and reading up on cute pet memes.
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Love everything!!! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
LOLz onMarty for hatin' on the conservatives cuz they can't stand ILLEGAL immigrants.
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What adulthood is REALLY about... 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There were forms all along, it's just that your mom and dad filled them out 'til now.
Plus included the check to pay for that camp / sports equipment / band lesson / school trip / enriching experience...
How to save endangered species 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
and the anti-gun/pro-environment crowd experiences a collective brain explosion.
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Agents of Shield. ...I know I would 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That time May was tied up and the torturer stabbed her in the shoulder, thus "giving"her a knife.
Logically true 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Friendzone guys complain about is typified by the girl who said, "He's my best friend...he listens to al my problems, buys me cute gifts, and always pays when we go out. I can talk to him about anything.But, no, he's not my boyfriend."
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Girls, if you have a choice, would you call yourself beautiful or average? 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1. Crazy that the most interesting and thought provoking video isn't one of the many "what would you do" or "Punk'd" ones, but a commercial.
2. As a guy faced with a similar choice, I'd pick the one I wanted and tell any person questioning it that I don't go by those labels.
3. Ladies: If you think you're "average," that's still pretty beautiful. Not just saying that, but even though there's nothing wrong with being average in appearance, that average is still pretty nice.
4. I was selling concessions for a school team, and an "average" girl stayed after closing to help with the cleanup even though she was done with her obligated time. She's friendly and really nice. When I look at her, I see beautiful, even though you who don't know her might see a photo and think "average."
Green day vs Usher 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I guess we DO have the time to listen to him whine.
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List of facts 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
On the Tyan White thing, when parents asked if there was risk to their kids, the answer was "There has been no proven link of spreading through sharing drinking foutntains, etc." Since AIDS had only been "a thing" for like a year and a half, it wasn't reassuring. People felt like their kids were supposed to be the test lab to see if such spreading could occur. There was so much more that WASN'T known than was known.
Costa Rica is doing it right 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
and their indusrial output is what? If we don't want to have any manufactured goods, the 50 United States can do that too.
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Choose a number 77 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I chose the number "e" because he didn't say *integer*.
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And that's how we do it in Iceland 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
LOLz. We're all against ANYTHING corporate. Well, if it interfered with us getting WiFi we'd $#!+ on the elves, tough.
Obama is a hat thief 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a joke, right? He was making a joke that is being misrepreseted ass stupidity? Man, ? *hope* that's true.
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Blowzoned 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I kept waiting to hear that she thought blowjobs were something else.
Always listen before you speak 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The "plane"is not an airplane, but a geometric plane which is 1000 feet above the ground (which, locally, is another plane).
Right in the feels 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OK, I'll be *that* person:
Now an otherwise healthy animal will be euthanized because you picked the one that's going to require extra care all iots life. That's your choice.
Maybe that's bad to think this way, but I can't help but notice that every time an animal shelter jumps through hoops to save an animal that's near death and then starts pleading for money because they don't have enough...you could have saved 100 otherwise slightly sick animals for the heroic surgery that saved one.
Girls memory 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More often than not, the 7 month old memory is flawed, but you just don't recall the incident. Like, you really said, "It's OK if you don't feel like putting on makeup just for me cuz we're staying home" but her recollection is that you said "I don't care how you look."
Cheerleader claims domestic abuse, video taken by boyfriend shows her as the aggressor 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It makes you wonder how often the police or just society accept a woman's story of abuse when she's the one that actually did it, but the guy didn't record it.
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The First Lady of Cameroon has achieved super saiyan 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She be lookin'like that TV preacher wife with the 3 foot diamter hair that sometimes pink and sometimes light blue.