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Fresh fruit's expensive 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I wonder if she lost a pen too.

how could they screw this up? 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Mike - My name is Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.

Fixed it 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah, because why not pay $1200 for an i5 when you can pay $700, right?

Dem feels 22 comments

guest · 8 years ago

"I borrowed money from my mom." Lulz. Kids these days.

Punk 11-year-old gets betrayed by his chubby friend, got handcuffed then weeps 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Lol "so after all this am i walking home or are you gonna drive me home?" Classic.

please 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You can have that relationship for a hour if you're willing to pay for it.

I laughed way too hard 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Your answer to this dilemma is simple: be the better pussy.

Pirates 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

If you pirate 10 of them, then you saved $600 #math

Compromise cake 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Looks like Spiderman wearing Cap's shield on his head and flipping the finger while giving birth to an Iron Man.

Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Jesus Christ that woman on the right is fat as fuck. No worries though, as there are guys out there who like em plump.

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Merging at the end in the one-merge-one-pass order is actually correct 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Thus proving that just because something is socially wrong by majority vote, does not make it the smartest or most efficient thing to do.

Sweet justice 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I don't always eat at restaurants but when I do, I make sure I choose a restaurant where the back kitchen is visible to all customers and just happen to recognize from behind someone's girlfriend washing dishes.

Probably still alive 38 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I would run up and bite a cow if I could.