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Our reality today 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I BEG TO DIFFER
"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around 43 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around
That's what I always wondered when I was a kid in church 27 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They're also pseudomissisionarries and not real missionaries
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Water world 34 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I mean, you *can*...
FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Okay then, in that case, all vowels are even numbers. Aren't I smart
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ME: "Oh, where are you going?!" 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I saw you.
It is next year.
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I've got two final exams in one day, wish me luck guys. Hang in there everyone. 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@tehimpala same. luckily, I have 1 free period on monday. Still have the worst subjects on tuesday, though.
When disney movies get reexamined as a grown up 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
do we ever see her writing her name on the contract? It could be possible she just trusted the witch, and just scribbled something. If she give the permission, it's still legal. That's even how america works.
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Is that really an emergency? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do you ever do anything when you get the calls?
Three rules 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just when I started liking you, you sound like
A different person. It matters me wonder, "is this the real life? Or it's this just Fantasy?"
I would love to be an author 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
BTW I'm not talking to you @thelittlemermaid, I'm saying where you got the pic.
I would love to be an author 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Except you didn't because this is a repost.
Dogs, what did we do to deserve you? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love is the cure
Now shut up and get loved you ungrateful shit
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I'll Hire Him In A Heartbeat 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His brother is an electrician.
Wattson.
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Team Mystic? 48 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*phases into this plane of existence from the 76th dimension from the year 4586* mystic also humanity is doomed but MYSTIC
Just a Sunday at work. I am a waiter 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But that begs the question if she was walking too fast for it to be healthy, or too slow.
Oh god 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It still amazes me that no one uses the camera button
Valid answer 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
HA as if anyone actually plays 1.8 and up (unless you play multi-player)
I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't see another, better way other than beating or fake jail
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Helpful sharks to the rescue 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What is it thinking when it's ripping your leg off ruthlessly?
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Trust me, im a doctor! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can you say "run in sentence?"
Can you spot the potato among the hamsters? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
6th row from the top
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obama x llama 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Only 1?
Which one are you 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol IKR me too IDK why but I always end up writing way more then I intend to and I'm like WOAH how'd all that get there lol also I'm a guest but I actually have an account but on my phone it keeps logging me out so I'm just too lazy to relog in after like 5 times doing it today and the funny thing about this huge text of Wall is all of it is true.
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"I'm the vamp" 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hair dye
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Dog's reaction after being adopted and leaving the shelter 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No, you said they don't cry when they're happy, implying they do if they're sad.
Come on Google 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ha. ha. Ha. Ha. HA. HA.
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(;-;) oh 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My sister had an imaginary friend called "papa". Something bad happened, and she either said papa did it, or papa made me do it.
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Cannot unsee 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag,
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*changes one of them to C* C for Christ! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Calm down there, Satan
This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ERMAHGURD I knew ALL of these, and I was born in the 2000s!!!
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hola everyone 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Congrats on getting a toaster
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The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Greyhounds are the thread Bibl
Those damn mosquitos 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*WORLD DOMINATION*
Such a great quote...Wait 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's a comment on a quote about people.
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Plain bad handwriting 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
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heh!
The big problems we used to deal with 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was born in 2001, and I still had to deal with this...
When someone asks how my internet addiction started 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Anyone use to play toontown?
No?
OK... *cries in corner at its closing*
Gifs with sound 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Something tells me you don't like vines, chu.
Change a word in a movie title that will change the movie concept! 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Catman.
He's a crazy cat guy, who just stays home and everyone in his apartment is scared of him because he always mutters in a really creepy and scratchy voice stuff about riddles and cards.
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That is pretty dark... 31 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well recon, it depends on how you look at it.
There is NO evidence the music caused suicide. I repeat NONE. people will tell you different, but there is no solid evidence.
The original gameusic caused headaches, and newer versions fixed it. Nearly everything else Is some form of creepy pasta, people starting rumors, or a mix-up.
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Life goals 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't show the moreos guy
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Birds, man. They'll mess you up. 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm gunna need some proof the swooping season actually exists, seems like bs to me.
Also I'm on mobile plsdontkillmeihaveabaccount
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When you snapchat a dog as a dog 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's embarrassing how long it took for me to figure out that the tounge was coming out of the nose.
I was sitting here thinking "that dog has a really interesting shaped mouth! "
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Error 404: title not found 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No it's patrick
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't think so, or her booty would have changed side too
The code is 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
DAMIT mobile, always logging me out....
The code is 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you want an actual answer, the wonderful people of tumblr just gave the 3 most likely combos, so even if it does lock you out after 3 tries, you *should* get it anyway.