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Food! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*pops in from nowhere* food?
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I Must Go, My People Need Me 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I've been getting out of the pool the wrong way...
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what DIDN'T he do 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He farted in the tank
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Good luck owning a speaker that can put it out 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are you feeling it now, Ms. Teacher?
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Truth :) 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or they took my fuckin cheesecake. No one takes my cheesecake.
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When I spell "definitely" correctly 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
De-finite-ly
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For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But now button?
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why why why 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You moan because every muscle, not including your organ's muscles, but also including your diaphragm, responsible for breathing, is stretched.
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very creepy 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Try to smack one of them. You could either be:
1: Rude
2:Spooky4Me
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Anyone know an easy way to make photo compilations on phones? 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Add "in bed"
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Is that an exhale in the end? Back break? Or should we just call a priest? 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Was she a balloon, and did she just deflate?
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Karmadillo 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Props for the title.
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Eating the dry skin on your lips 28 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I was doing it when I read it
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President Banana 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*makes joke on the prison bus*
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Spock, you smooth sonofab*tch 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Spock's got some insane moves.
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Nope, I'm good 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, sleeping and death are two totally different things.
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Inside the mind of tumblr 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They need to use the sleep
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One house, five years. How Detroit has changed over the years 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They could do a Fallout in Detroit set before the bombs dropped.
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Have you met Jurassic Park Pepe yet? 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Jurassic Pepe
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Ummm 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
^ imagine some random guy bursting in and interrupting their conversation with that
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A well bread cat 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nice lion cosplay, cat
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Ah if only 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Long Pokemon chats need this
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My favorite faceswap 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The theater creepypasta
So a giant minion blocked a road in dublin today... 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder...
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I'll have an invite to the wedding thanks! 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just for people in the US, it's here too. We can both enjoy building bears.
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...ohhh hell... 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's worse when you're supposed to be the smart kid.
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What to do at party you aren't invited to 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My Saturday plans are set.
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It's all about the teamwork 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why? Testicles don't have faces.
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What is this 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*chorus intensifies*
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How 2 girl 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He said "good sex" so he wouldn't be lying if it was terrible.
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*when you stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum* 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A human kaleidoscope.
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1 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It also takes every atom of your being to not correct them on literally everything.
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Selfie Sticks Suck 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
thanks john cornella
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donut confessions 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Confection confessions
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Good guy burglar 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Antman, is that you?
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Nearly pissed my pants 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So... How was your day?
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Did you know that Dirt Bike Surfing is now a thing? 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Now all I need is a dirt bike.
Scumbag chris 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I feel bad for the chair
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When you have no friends and you meet someone new 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thanks, Sheldon.
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Find your dominant eye in 30 seconds 41 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Unintentional Illuminati.
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Robert Downey Jr. painted in salt and pepper 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*achoo*
Whoa... art!
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The ups and downs of life help create your story 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fighting dragons as a chick would have a wonderful story
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Riley is Andy's Mom - Mind blown (Inside Out x Tory Story) 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tory story?
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Miley montana 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She warned us, we just didn't notice until it was too late.
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Drying your hands 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ambulance stories 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
These people need to learn to be grateful.
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The rat breeder 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
burn it to the ground
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Wow 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Like a smooth criminal
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An accidental owl 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Furries be like
Which would you choose? 50 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sell the stuff, make more money with the money, and use the new money to go to space.
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