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It was good until the "whore" part. Why do misogynistic slurs have to be incorporated into this?

And incredibly misogynistic. It's not as though girls are forced to compete with each other for looks and male attention all the time, of course you'd go and provoke it amongst a group of friends for shits and giggles. Damn, what is the matter with you people?

Lol, male logic: if I say I'm a girl, they'll take me more seriously! Also, let's compare women who don't want to be systematically oppressed to genocide! Let me say some sexist bullshit from the 60's then everyone will be on my side.
But what did I expect? This is 4chan. Also, did you know that entering the room last is a sign of superiority and authority and so the ideal that men should hold open doors for women was actually created as a way for men to display their dominance over women. I thought you might like some actual facts and history with all your bullshit. :3

You're comparing women to animals because they don't shave their legs? At least TRY to hide the sexism.

Comparing a girl to aliens because she took selfies? Totally not dehumanizing and misogynistic at all. :3

That "natural selection" comment borders on ableist eugenics and is kinda fucked up.

They're not "fixed" by being given two eyes, they're being used for humor.

Do you know how the human body works? Hell, you don't even need a fucking medical degree, just some damn logic to see why all this fatbigotry is ridiculous.

Wow, racism, ableism, fatbigotry, classism all in one post. It's weird how people think it's okay to "joke" about murdering other people and somehow don't see that as incredibly fucked up.

What if I told you that being fat is fine and shaming a woman because she's too big for your liking is fucked up?

Do you mean: every mass corporation ever. This isn't just one guy.

What I've found out is that most Canadians like to think they're superior to the U.S. and are like "well, at least we're not like America" when really their government is just as fucked up.

Lol, what is your idea of having fun? Maybe you're the problem, not her.

This just seems like some elitist bullshit.

Two years since the last movie and six years since the last book. IT'S ABOUT TIME.

I love how this combines two of my favorite fandoms and my incessant sarcasm and impatience with the human race and its stupidity. Truly a beautiful post.

Who needs love when you have Krabbypatties?

Japan here I come!

There's this one quote by Sophie Scholl that I adore and says something along these lines:
"The real damage is caused those millions who want to 'survive'. The honest men who just want to be left in peace. Those who don't want their little lives disturbed by anything bigger than themselves. Those with no sides and no causes. Those who don't take measure of their own strength, for fear of antagonizing their own weakness. Those who don't like to make waves—or enemies. Those for whom freedom, honor, truth, and principles are only in literature. Those who live small, mate small, die small. It's the reductionist approach to life: if you keep it small, you keep it under control. If you don't make any noise, the bogeyman won't find you. But it's all an illusion, because they die too, those people who roll up their spirits into tiny little balls so as to be safe. SAFE?! From what? Life is always on the edge of death. Narrow streets lead to the same place as wide avenues, and a little candle

Sometimes I put some thick pieces of cardboard on their feet and strap it on just to make sure. I doubt the cardboard would work for big shards, but small ones would stick.

Magic wand.

But if a spider was in my shower and it could talk, I think I'd be more concerned about it seeing me naked.

Can I say something? (Well, that's rhetorical, because I'm gonna say it anyways.) I always watched Disney princesses growing up and I absolutely idolized all of the characters and yet, SOMEHOW, I turned out to be lesbian, despite all of the heterosexual couples that I loved.
So, I think it's fair to say that from my experience, gay couples on TV do not influence anyone's being gay (by the way, it's not a choice, when did you decide to be straight?). I hardly even knew what homosexuality was until I seven and when my mother described it to me, I thought it was bizarre. Not bad, but bizarre because I had never heard of such a thing.
If anything, we should expose our kids to more homosexual characters just so they know that not everyone is like them or the people around them. So that they don't expect everyone to be white, straight, and Christian because that's not how the world works. I mean, it's fine if you are, but don't discriminate just because someone isn't.

My mom's a teacher and you'd be surprised at how unprofessional some of her coworkers are. I mean, they're never as blatant to say "you're a disgusting little man" (or woman in my mother's case) but there's an awful lot of unnecessary drama and rudeness caused by them and they often go behind each other's backs to make everyone look bad. :P
This is why I dislike most teachers, the general population of them are just high school mean girls who've yet to grow up.

A credit card and a girlfriend.

Hell, this is with my friends in the same fandom as me.

I remember someone told me one time that they don't have seat belts in case of an accident and there's a fire and they get jammed and I thought, "What a load of bullshit." I think I was in third grade.

Who needs manliness when you've got Bob?

I'd probably be in that same position just because I wouldn't want to get out of my seat.

I tried moving my cat once . . . I still have the scars.

This is what I'm doing right now. Except I'm only at step two.

Legend—wait for it—dary!