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Thx ilike2surf! But dang, ezioauditore, you're so sweet! (Sarcasm!)

Sorry, *if I join

Hi fun substance users! I've been stalking this site as a guest! (A nice one :) and wondered if it is worth it signing up. I don't really want to give out my email, but I want to sign up. Do they send lots of spam or anything? I I join my username will be Cookiejar5051. :)

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See? Not All Germans supported hitler. I am German and certainly don't.

In the third, is his head gone, or is that little shadow actually his head?

But then I'd be able to see all the blood encrusted needles in my elbow. And think of the tan lines! Actually, the tan could be cool

How about food!?

Aww! People can be awesome!

I was actually thinking about this, then it said repeat this 3 times and I was just like, " oh hell no!" Scroll, scroll

It says cock

Homeless people are usually so nice! I hope u did give him some money like that other guest said

*her dad and I are trying to help her. It's I in this context.

Psshhhh they're only ones. They'd be at least 50's

And pommelos

Not yet

I would eat the raisin first. OCD you know. All those chocolate chips and this one dang raisin that is just wishing to be eaten so everything can be just chocolate chips.

Yeah, I'd also go with invisibility or teleportation.

That's why after I delete my history, I always type in a bunch of random websites like google, my school website, target or whatever.

Nice bra! :) and the scratch calendar is cool too.

I can't even imagine the pain

Don't step on it

That was my first phone! I'm only 13.

I'm gonna go make a salad!

I just had a strange desire to slowly rub my tongue up and down this pretty dessert

Dang.

Lemons are great! But I wouldn't break up with my boyfriend over them!

Wow! I love the first pic! And the rest too.

My god. Who is that person?!

I actually like Firefox better... But anything is better than *gasp* Internet explorer

My scalp is so sensitive, I would cringe every time his hand touched my hair

One side of mine only works at a certain angle. It sucks

Am I the only one who counted the molecules to make sure it was 17?

I think the last one uses the toothbrush to make a stream of water you can drink from like a water fountain @unlyricallyrics

No I meant salty. Tears are salty! I guess it could have been soggy too though. :)

No Tara. People just don't appreciate you! Ignore the haters :)

I'm sick and tired of eating salty Cheetos.

Yeah a little, but not so much that you curl into a ball on your bed with a puddle of your tears all over your Cheetos .

Oh my god. "That's a fat bird"

Oh god now ill never be able to get chicken strips again. Thanks snopes

Why the heck would you think that?!

Is it bad this reminded me of minecraft?

I can do that! Sometimes

PERCY JACKSON!!! I could not live without those books!! Go Rick riordon! They should of totally put that on this post!

Actually they are a knockoff of the original ones. But still pretty much the same

I did not need that image in my head

I need a 6th finger that shoots out my favorite foods.

Aww!! So cute!! So sad too!

Ive done this before! It's so cool!

That's so cute and sad!