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The Most Accurate Definition of Periods Ever 169 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Not at all accurate for me.
1. There's plenty of warning before I start. I start craving chocolate and coffee so intensely that the rest of my food tastes bitter. I'll also admit to having a more difficult time keeping a lid on my temper/keeping my mouth zipped. And I'm horny as hell.
2. I always start during the third week of the month. It's always in the afternoon, and 90% of the time I'm already on the toilet when it happens.
3. I don't cramp. At all. There is some mild soreness/tenderness below the navel, and that's the end of it. No diarrhea, no other 'complications'.
4. I run 3-5 days, medium light. I can use panty liners most of the time, especially during the day.
5. I sleep on my stomach, and have never gotten more than a drop or two (dime sized) on my bed.
The only time my period is as described here is when I have bad food poisoning or the flu on top of it.
And all of my female friends have expressed the desire to murder me for my periods.