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Cooling down a hot soup 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I still do.
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Don't freak out about ebola 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Today marks the 18th year of no global warming. The climate has always changed, please explain exactly what "normal" climate is. I'll give you a hint, there's historically been more and less of everything the climate can throw at us before now, so what is changing? When is this "change" going to happen?
"90s kids" 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I had a Sega Genisis
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My Anaconda 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Addendum, I can't wait until you all find 2 Live Crew.
My Anaconda 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why is this suddenly a thing? Did a generation just discover sir mix a lot?
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Soccer celebration level: Ghana Goalie. 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He needs his anal glands expressed
America problems 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It has a Cultural Marxist/ Frankfurt School problem.
Welcome to toon town 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Welcome to toon town 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Welcome to Chinook Country.
Why are you crying? 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
From work today: "Were going to a different store, they only have small paint sets, I want to get you a bigger one"
NNOOOOOOOO AAAHHHHHH NNOOOOOOO!!
I gave the mom a sympathetic smile, she rolled her eyes.
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Well 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Poor toy would have PSTD.
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creative title 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I do my best to protect some NPCs, and feel sad if they die.
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Same brother 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Busted.
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Key to the afterlife 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tripping the breaker? Right then.
Pug life 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For a second I thought that was a tattoo, cringe aborted.
What my 3-year old recently said during this razor commercial 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I hate that display so much, (work at a dept. store, it's motion activated and loud)
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My Canadian friend 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well you friend is either on welfare or makes under $22 000 a year, everyone else pays pro -rated up to $69.25 a month. (I live in BC)
Now Feet will never be the same for you 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Old Testament was Hebrew and Aramaic, New Testament was common Greek
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We really can't complain about how bad our life is 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"we 1st worlders..." implies this. Idiot.
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That explains a lot. 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whomever invented the little slider thing that prevents this deserves a Nobel or Tesla.
Thanks for the fantastic movie, James. 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I was entertained, which these days almost seems too much to ask for.
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who remembers this? 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'd rather not...
Every man needs this 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My 8 year old $60 Nokia dumb phone has a calender memo function. No man needs this.
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Ehmahgerd erliens 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Post mortem semen extraction?
The Beta is strong in this one 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
chastity hats, I'm stealing that.
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Who's coming up with these ideas? 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If it's actually made of copper, epic.
Otherwise, junk.
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Seriously 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tweens, aparrently
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People need this 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would settle for a mild electric shock.
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When my alarm goes off at 4:30 in the morning for work 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's my reaction to my clock radio; when my cell phone alarm goes off at 5:00 I launch like the bed is lava.
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Makes you think 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The same Liberals are against the Canadian oilsands and the activists are happy to receive funding from the Saudis.
Children's book have surely changed 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This time?
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Just in case you didn't feel inadequate today 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm not in prison...
Street art or crime? 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
With permission: Art
Without permission: Vandalism
Not a hard concept to grasp.
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When My blinker syncs up with the music on the radio 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Even better when the wipers do.
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Schools in a rural town 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Air conditioning, cheap gas, no one bumming rides it's all good.
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SHOTGUN! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Spotted the Alpha...
Iceland is beautiful 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mowing the lawn must suck.
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Hollywood manly men 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Good call guests #1,2 and 3.
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Worth it! 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Like nobody ever farted while sleeping.
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"Hey guys we should go get that tank." "Why?" "Why not?" 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
enough said
ladies and gentlemen, I give you John Lennon 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm willing to bet that all their shtick was scripted. The Beatles were a boy band after all.