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Better keep your word 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Am I the only one that notices Axel has awesome Sherlock hair here?
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Sleep tight pupper 243 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awww! So cute! Sleep tight, pupper! :)
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Two can play at this game 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hmm, yes, because any young woman who is fully clothed, wearing steel-toed work boots, and standing next to tools MUST be a whore...
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, I agree with you that people should try to diversify their sword collections, but the point I was trying to make was that you don't buy ancient artifacts for a purely practical collection. There are probably some super rich archeology or ancient weapons enthusiasts that own those kinds of swords, but they are show pieces, not things you can use. This guy (or girl) just has practical, useable weaponry.
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dude, you realize he (or she) is only collecting useable stuff, right? Handguns, assault and sniper rifles, tactical hatchets, a machete, hunting knives, kunai knives, a daisho set plus tanto, etc. Ulfberhts are ancient Norwegian swords, made c. 800-1000 AD, of which very few survive to this day (and none of which are useable!) They are ultra-rare museum pieces of incredible historical value, not something that belongs in a practical collection! The only useable authentic Ulfberht in existence was forged for a NOVA documentary, and is the private property of its creator... It's the same deal for zweihanders (German longswords, made and used c. 1500-1570 AD): few have survived, and those that have are extremely valuable and belong in museums!
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I wish it was 20 degrees...even if it was 20° C 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Uh... Farenheit, or Celsius? <20° Farenheit, I can understand if you're a little cold... But <20° Celsius, suck it up, m8!
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The key to stalking is not to be obvious 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, they say a dog is man's best friend, but I think this one likes Weeping Angels better...
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Meet gary! 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All hail this guy, Steve Irwin reincarnated...
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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*sees this post*
"Sweet! I love these things!"
O...K...12...E...
"Alright, a little weird, but... "
Oh.
OH.
OH MAN.
REALLY!?
Like it wasn't enough that my initials are OK!?
My supervillain name just HAS to be a terrible innuendo!?
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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awesome! I'm Crazed Warrior the Master of Time! What are the chances!?
Anyway, I'll be the Master to your Doctor....
(I am returning, and they are returning, and it is returning-- the drums are coming, do you hear them? BWAHAHAHA)
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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OK GUYS THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT
I'M STAR DOCTOR, THE WATCHER OF THE GALAXY (!)
AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS KILLER PROFESSOR, THE ASSASSIN OF TIME (!!!)
GUYS
WE'RE THE DOCTOR AND RIVER
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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Flare Thorn, the Mistake of Women...
Huh.
Somehow, I'm less than inspired.
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What I imagine it must be like 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Choose game difficulty:
Easy: Use *ladder* from your bag
Medium: Use *grappling hook* from your bag
Hard: (Must have *Parkour Level 7.5* )
Jump from floor to desk, leap from desk, grab ledge, swing up
Congratulations! You have unlocked *Arrest for reckless endangerment*!
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Anyone recognize this painful guy? 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ahh, my old arch-nemesis the wisdom tooth... To battle, men! Arm the ether masks! Ready the ice cream and Tylenol! Let loose the dentist drills of war!
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