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Plastic surgery in the future 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Besides the actual puppy thing, the reason people look better with the filter is because it slims your lower cheek/ jaw area and covers your nose. So she could just ask for a nose job and a lower cheek/jaw slimming thing
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Story of my life 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
He had to gain weight for a movie role. War dogs i think
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Olympic shooters from both Koreas shakes hands during the medal ceremony 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
he also got bronze and they view anything under gold as unacceptable
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The U.S. Team that beat all of Asia teams in Math Olympiad is basically Asian 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I love how the tallest one is the only white guy
A funny bathroom prank 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
what a dumbass. Does he see the plumage or the comb or the saddle? its definitely a cock
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The apple watch can be dangerous 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
NOOOO THE AVOCADOS ARE RUINED. those are like 2.00 at whole foods
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Why is this a thing 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Conversation that happened more recently than I would like to admit
boy (holding plastic bag): I brought food
me: you shouldn't use plastic bags
boy (in "flirty tone" according to my friend: oh yeah, why not
Me: Thats a stupid question, they take such a toll on the environment, you cant even recycle them because they jam the machines and its just as easy to ask for paper which you can recycle. Plastic bags are also harmful when they get into the environment as they choke animals. You should have gotten paper.
And that is part of the long list of reasons why i dont have a boyfriend
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Hugh Jackman (47) with his wife Deborra-lee Furness (60) 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
love is weird isn't it
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They should make a movie about this battle! 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Hire some from Bollywood?
I think many can speak english
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Definitely doing this next time I play 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They can't live down the shame, thats why they died
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That was eloquent as f*ck 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
h ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_St._Rollins
You Better Believe It 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DRESSES SUCK???????? WHATS BETTER THAN NOT WEARING PANTS????
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Never realized how big Africa really is 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
China is actually a bit bigger
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No pizza rolls 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
or when your mom says no ramen so you cook ramen aat 3 in the morning
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Going to try this someday 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
People like this, and the people that smoke weed in the bathrooms, are the reason why my teachers gives up two bathroom passes per nine week which is very irritating when I'm dealing with the red sea in my pants
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Famous Disney characters as ethnically correct humans 38 comments
guest · 4 years ago
why are you so mad. Its made up characters with no given actual race. Also, they are considered lower class, the movie was set in like the 1940s, and hes super into jazz so it makes sense that if he was a human he would be black.
Should nuclear launch codes work like this? 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Also, same guest here, the atomic bombs killed 220,000 innocent civilians directly and thousands more due to radiation. Regardless of if you think the bombs were necessary or not, that is a huge number of civilian casualties. Also, General MacArthur was quite gung ho about wanting to drop atomic weapons in Korea during the Korean War, which would have lead to thousands of more civilian deaths. A nuclear weapon would be unimaginable. This was a long comment but Im just saying that the US has killed many with a super intense weapon before and has come quite close to doing it again so its not entirely impossible. Also, its just good to learn history so we never repeat it cuz that happens a lot.
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Should nuclear launch codes work like this? 20 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I believe he said this in the cold war era, someone correct me if I am wrong, and the threat of nuclear was very real. Also, the fact that such weapons exist is quite frightening, regardless of if they are going to be used or not.
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3 kinds of spring break 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They forgot the one where you sit at home and do three projects, your online class, and homework
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sea is life 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
wow its my winter body....and my autumn body....and my summer body....and my spring body
yay
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See I'm not crazy 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Whenever I listen to Panic! at the Disco, I feel like my mom is yelling my name/at me
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They say that "science is a theory" 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah so if you think about it, according to science, they're kind of right.
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Just gonna leave this here. 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
how can he have disastrous policies when hes NEVER TALKED ABOUT THEM. except for the wall. It irritates me so much that people support him when the only things he says are "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" or "HUGE IMPROVEMENTS" or "IM A WIENER".
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Angry Aquaman 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
accordian to DC comics he has "superhuman strength, enhanced senses, and nearly impenetrable skin." pretty cool if you ask me
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Egyptian gods have never been so adorable 22 comments
guest · 4 years ago
never mind, thats bastet
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Egyptian gods have never been so adorable 22 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Isn't it weir how you can say Isis is cute
120 seconds 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
and when your vision is blurry you can only see blurryfaces
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A fun fact about the taxi driver in Deadpool 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
thats dope-inder
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Changing our name.... Obvious reasons 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This irritates me because Isis was an egyptian goddess and now some dicks have ruined the name
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No such thing as ugly 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
or she was young and going thru puberty and hormones in one photo and in the other one she is older and not going through puberty
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Has science gone too far? 46 comments
guest · 4 years ago
you can kinda be ethnicity fluid like if you are chinese and you were born and raised in brazil so you think you are more Brazilian than chinese but thats about the closest you can get
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Rob lowe 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
She was also involved in tennis and mao and brainbowl and shit so...
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Rob lowe 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I dont think that that happens because my sister had a 4.00 gpa and a 2260 on the SAT and couldn't get into Duke. But shes asian so i digress
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Exaggeration or truth? 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I don't think that is a fair comparison because nobody has to, or probably wants to, buy his clothing but students are forced to buy textbooks
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Militant vegans 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I know that sometimes vegans are stupid and they bring up bad points but there are still a lot of horrible things that happen at dairy farms or CAFOs. Like theres a reason there are federal laws against filming in some slaughterhouses. Though yes these vegans were being quite dum
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Who has the most painful love story? 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
X men the last stand
harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2
amazing spiderman 2
star wars prequels
wolverine origins
dragon ball z
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Seriously 35 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ok, what about taylor swift who earned over 300 million last year, or Adam levine who earned 35 million. There is also RDJ who earned 80 million and Vin Diesel who earned 47 million. Its a problem everywhere
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Wanna drink some black water? 39 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I like the excitement it shows. How pumpy upy
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For one more minute we're on this earth 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Why the downvote, im trying to deliver the facts
For one more minute we're on this earth 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Per capita, number one is australia, saudi arabia, us, then canada
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For one more minute we're on this earth 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
the order of co2 emissions goes china, US, eu, and then india. Also, proportional to population, we are a helluvalot worse than both
For one more minute we're on this earth 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Its not just that though, we used abhorrent amounts of coal, oil, and other nonrenewable resources. We are putting so many bad things into the air and fucking up our planet in other ways. I feel like people always talk about trees because that's the easiest thing to understand but we're doing so many other bad things to our environment.
Just putting it here 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Same with Chinese though sometimes people use a stylus and an electronic pad keyboard thing to write the words. There isn't an alphabet in china so its really hard when you don't now how to write a ward especially because china takes homophones to the extreme and each pronunciation is associated with around 10 different words. Basically it's a pain in the ass especially if it isn't the language you use everyday.
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Bummer 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
you know when you need to answer the door but your door is glass and see through and your pants are on the other side of the house because i do
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My teacher gave us the Worlds hardest test. 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
you give vets money to cure your animals so it kinda works too
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The truth about the little mermaid 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Andersen certainly experienced same-sex love as well: he wrote to Edvard Collin:[21] "I languish for you as for a pretty Calabrian wench... my sentiments for you are those of a woman. The femininity of my nature and our friendship must remain a mystery." Collin, who preferred women, wrote in his own memoir: "I found myself unable to respond to this love, and this caused the author much suffering.""-Wikipedia. It is an unproven theory by Rictor Norton in My Dear Boy: Gay Love Letters through the Centuries.
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The pizza saga continues 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Theres only an I
All I wished was for someone to remember 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Happy Birthday
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I'll be on my way. 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
more like uberxxx
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Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots." 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I once told someone I was Chinese and she that that it was impossible since I was already Asian
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