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He just can't see the big picture

Heh, I have one of those helicopters. My family all had a good laugh over it.

Brave, but infinitely stupid and inane

Chopsticks, funnily enough, were used as a replacement for knives in Confucian eras. Knives were equated with violence when eating, thus the "chop"sticks were born.

120 Fahrenheit

You spelled Donald Trump wrong

The essence of humility

Y'all hear about the Great (waste of resources) Rabbit Wall?

Does this mean billy and Peter are lesbians

"the sexual politics of meat" where did these people come up with that?

Because the US of A is full of INFIDELS

This sounds like another country's policy

Sick drops man.

Smells like Cyrus

That was entirely inappropriate. It'd horrify me if some sent a message like that to me.

Pretty sure Andrew Jackson called a lot of people jack asses.

And this kids, is why nobody is perfect.

It was nicknamed the dinosaur shredder. It earned that name because so many different dino bones were found in its stomach.

Ah what a beautiful word pluviophile.

The rat people exist! I knew it! Taylor is their queen!!!

No way Tim I saw what happened when Jimmy got on the tiger.

That title eeyyyyyyyyyyyy

The beygency is out and about

I am now imagining biker's beard turning all shades of color

I remember a time where things were right and wrong. Then people told me some things were wrong because dangerous things were on the "wrong side", and that the "right side" was right because that "wrong side" was dangerous.
Now I see people telling me it's "right" because they have a perceived idea that they can do what they want and that's freedom, and the "wrong side" is wrong is because they are old and outdated.
I hate human nature. What utterly fickle bastards.

You get up in the morning and get in your crappy car to go to work, but you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you drive by in his Porsche. Class War. When you get to work you find out that a drug test is being administered today when you just so happened to take a hit of a blunt last week. Drug War. But then you find out that only your Mexican and Black coworkers are being tested. Race War. When you go to Facebook to point out the unfairness of it all, all your friends do is argue about what's right and what's wrong. Just like this comments section. Flame War.