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If I promise to do something for someone, I make sure to write it down. Being able to fulfill the promise is worth the inconvenience.

Theodorerex:
1. Academic scholarship.
2. *They're*.

Now, witness the power of this fully armed and operational waffle maker!
That will be the end of your pitiful little band and insignificant breakfast.

Trump is against ILLEGAL aliens. I'm sure that extraterrestrial has a work visa for building an interdimensional portal or extra fast coffee maker or something with their superior technology.

I wish I could see the comments from the people who think this is great when they can't buy stuff because the stores aren't open due to the 6 hour thing, or they can't get their oil changed or tires rotated or...