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I mean.. In terms of looks and all. 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Man I love pancakes and waffles.
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when u want pizza but your brother is an idiot 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She isn't his blood sister. It gives shippers much more hope if it's that way.
Truth about the south 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No sales tax in Montana is a plus.
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He whipped it out :0 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Jamison smiled as his Airhorn fetish came true in the best way possible.
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I know it doesn't settle anything though... Just a fact 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
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Bait in all the Hate!
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This is like an everyday occurrence 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've actually had a crisis of faith when I got a really bad leg cramp. I was crying as my toes tried to bend backwards.
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OOOH KILL EM 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
With all these flavors, I'm glad he chose at the worst to be salty.
I'll just leave this here... 70 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Males are weirdly territorial about about their hobbies.
How to eat rice 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
True, his thinking was that the knife represented violence, so two sticks where used to cut meat. Hence, "Chopsticks"
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The perfect body requires hard work 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This pun needs more likes
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Sounds like that person makes you into a Chihuahua 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ah yes, a psychotic serial murder wanted for murder entering the elevator after he notices me noticing the wanted poster on the wall. Really gives me that special feeling.
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Get this man a beer! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But...he was not the one giving beer
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This mushroom in my yard looks just like a giant chocolate DONUT! 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You will have no more problems after eating that mushroom friend.
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I got you, babe 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If anything gets ahold of the throat, bleeding is very hard to stop. Lots of pathways for blood, and if you bleed and can't stop it, you are as good as dead.
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Large numbers of highly toxic bluebottle jellyfish have washed ashore in Australia 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hawaii has plenty of these.
Work hard, study hard, outearn you and your pasty white friends 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But what is taught? I feel like "feminism" is too disjointed. One side wants critics of their work silenced, others work to equalize standards, all I hear about it is several coherent sentences before it fades out into loud static
The Fault in our Stars was so Romantic 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought this was buffy for a second.
Tumblr fun #2 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can feel the future on my face!
Was that intentional? 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You have one hell of group of wingmen son.
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And while you're at it, get a cup of freedom. 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think we need the anthem played in air horns son
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And while you're at it, get a cup of freedom. 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
MURICA
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Paying to live on Earth 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I find it fucking weird that people think systems animals and insects use would make the world a better place. Nature is big eat small, and humans barely have advanced anywhere near being past that.
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Therapy frog is here to listen 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I...don't know. I honestly don't know anymore.
Ban hammer 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Money, simply.
Donald trump pancake 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
....AND HIS NAME IS?!
Wanna play? 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Y'all heard of Roll20? It's a kind of a site that let's people play D&D over the internet
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Genghis Khan helped with global warming 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mr. Bison would be proud.
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*vomits red, white, and blue* 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Soccer? Soccer."
-America
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Metaphorical observation 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't get frustrated if you don't cut through your challeneges in one go. Time triumphs over many things.
Halfway through my 50 piece chicken McNuggets 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nuggety. I've become nuggety.
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One piece 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Red triangles, red triangles everywhere
British butcher slaughters a cow 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hail John Bain, Lord of House Biscuit, for we do no pre-order!
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Presidential candidate 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Rape of Nanking.
So many adult women are in love with the boys from One Direction 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh they are. Oh they are.....
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Sign says I don't want to be accepted 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's actually logically true.
White people 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Goddamn the whole "ancestors" argument is starting to sound like a broken record. Whatever happened to the sins of the father upon his own head, and the sins of the child upon theirs?
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Poor guy 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Guess you could say he copped out
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we all have super strength 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Moral of the story: if you are ever held hostage and an opportunity presents itself, rip your captors throat out with your teeth.
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Have you ever thought about this? 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm mildly confused at this time by the placement of this comment about superman and batman in a DBZ post
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How to be a dumb shit 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At least Anakin walked out as Darth Vader after his burn
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Which pet would you choose? 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you can't catch him I suppose your breathing is in stitches
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When you combine a Russian and a Japanese this happens. Katya Lischina 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Random fact: Russia planned on invading Japan during WW2
Rage mode activated 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Every time.
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Finally 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Of course it's a white van.
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Boys need some love, too 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Where's the obligatory gay comment?
At least things are improving 94 comments
guest · 9 years ago
HE didn't get bin laden. It was held up and he could've been killed sooner, if he didn't want to the one to order the Seals to go in.
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Just cradle his balls 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Equality!
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Kids will do anything for boobs 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No. No they didn't.
Abortion in sign language 80 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Look kids, abortion is a hard enough choice. Life and death always is, don't judge people for wanting to live or wanting children
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We deserve an explanation 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Roald Dahl was English to a degree , you can't expect a whole variety of kids from China, Malaysia, when he probably doesn't know what the general habits and image of those kids are like.
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