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I mean, it's not like anybody cares for him anyways

Let's be honest though. If superman really wanted to kill Batman he could do it in a blink of an eye. The only reason Batman wins these fights is cause it makes a more interesting story

I wouldn't say so. The prime minister we voted in was the best option, everyone is fairly nice. We got way more than enough room to take people in. Other than the Canadian dollar not doing so good, life is pretty nice up here.

It's mostly girls at my school that draw dicks on stuff... Idk why

Eagles are overrated anyways, it's all about them beavers eh

I live only a few hours drive away so I've been there a few times and let me tell you the pictures really can't capture all the beauty. Those mountains are incredible, also in 2017 all the national park passes are gonna be free in Canada so I highly recommend you check it out

It worse cause his name isn't even said like James (bond), his name is pronounced like ha-mess

Not in Canada. A big part of the history we are taught revolves around all of the death and destruction it took to get us here. Everything from taking the land from the natives to residential schools. We learn from a pretty young age of all our horrors so we never repeat any of them.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his big whopper.

I thought it was fake so I looked it up and its all legit. It's called Hans Island and its pretty interesting, you guys should read about it

Bullshit= 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Ass kissing= 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Same

In Canada we learned all of these

If the text is still sending, quickly turn on airplane mode and delete it. That way the message won't get sent.

I live way in the north so I see it ever so often and honestly its unbelievable

Wait no you guys are missing out on the update of this post where they posted a bunch of pictures of the cake day shirrs

Except for Bernie Sanders

I think the REAL surprise is that people are actually picking Trump

What do birds have agaisnt Josh Dun...

Nope. Although all ads will move along with your mouse, some websites make the download link a picture (which will drag with your mouse). The trick will work with a majority of websites, but not all. Just fyi

They do burn calories, that's why you may feel more hungry

Yeah sorry but that's not how evolution works at all

Listening to twenty one pilots

"Hey son, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

The "oh you don't have the same opinion as me? I'm gonna take it to the school board!"

I don't like the whole rule thing in the US where you have to tip 15% of what you've already spent on a meal. Like no. If the food is good, if the waiters and waitresses are nice, and if the restaurant is nice in general, then yea I'll tip generously. But don't expect me to tip a dime if my eating experience was horrible even if it cost me a lot.

I don't exactly want to turn my life into the life of a duck though...

Skin?

if u were a cookie youd be a whore-reo

I'm the guy who goes to the quiet kids, introduces them to my friends, and then get replaced by him.

Scientifically speaking, he does have a sort of mental disorder. It doesn't mean he's broken or its bad though

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What if I told you, some dogs were bread to be aggressive, even though it doesn't mean they are

HAHAHAHAHA, they only show what people want to see. As long as people keep on following celebrities, the news will show them. If people actually wanted to watch actual news, the news would show it!

If you are what you eat then I guess you could say I'm a little cheesy! No? Anybody?

Whenever someone calls my best friend, their best friend

Where I live in Canada, its extremely rare to go a full winter without reaching -40 c

Boys have it hard. If a girl is ugly, she can wear makeup, if she's short she can wear heels. If a guy is ugly, he's fucked. But then again, girls have periods which make them pretty hardcore

Actually, I don't mind the government. It's the people. Sure, some are pretty nice but the rest are all like that one annoying cousin that always comes over and breaks everything

This is great... For lazy people! Everyone who had actually worked for their money is not going to get it fair. The only reason anybody would agree to them is because they were too lazy to work for the money themselves and want it easier

You can go skydiving without a parachite, but not twice

By "naughty" I was expecting something else...