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Old but still makes me snort.10/10

Did Mario write this sign?

NO
NO
FUCK YOU
NO
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE FEELS

GODDAMIT

7th period does!

This guy is the moreos guy of PB & J

VIVA LA PLUTOOOO

MY CAT IS BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAYYYYYY

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RADA RADA RADA.

Diabetes?

Other way around.One time in the summer I dreamt that I was sitting at a desk with gobstoppers in my mouth and I said "No you can't have any" and then I woke up in a cold sweat. That year the exact same thing happened because o had brought gobstoppers to school and my friends had wanted some.

What episode is this from???????

"Fuck the Illuminate"

The title.....

I was a politician.....

AMERICA AMERICA GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEEEEEEEEE

This explains why they sit on computers/laptops

I would get bored of having such a huge mansion, the moon would be beautiful but tbh i would get bored really quickly.And i would ruin the movie and Leo's chances at getting an Oscar.With free clothes i could buy that one shirt that costs way too much but feels like heaven and perfectly fits you and your style :P

I could hear my mom walking up to my room and i would shove it as far down my pants as possible face down and pretend to sleep

When and where is Emma Watson going to the movies next

Imagine using that fork on drugs while sitting in the red chair with the bump of the other chair

Tumblr.

THIS IS SO OLD BUT SO YES

In fifth grade we took a field trip to the movies and i brought an ikea full of pillows,blankets and a giant bowl of popcorn into the movies.While everyone was lining up to order food my friends circled around me so the movie theater guys wouldn't see us going in xD

I did 2 of them

The afterwards of that must have been a battlefield

Unless i'm hungry and you will not let me go to the fridge

I thought when my cat blinked slowly she was really annoyed.

I figured it out and then i read the title...i only knew it wold be that becuase my friend sent me a text like that once, except no butt stuff

I take air. My hair will fabulously flow in the wind forever

Nsfw?

I couldn't get to the bathroom in time so i peed myself and then pulled a mop out of my pocket and cleaned it

Oh Markimoo

They're getting annoying :/

MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YEAH

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Stop staring at me with those big ol' eyes
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