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"I know who I am! I'm the dude playin' the dude pretendin' to be the other dude!"

The point is it is better than cigarettes, since it eliminates the tar and other horrible things. Plus, as others have said you can slowly eliminate the nicotine.

Not a fan of John Cena the wrestler, but huge fan of John Cena the person. He is also the person who has granted the most wishes through the Make-A-Wish foundation for sick children. He is an amazing human being.

The problem with the question is that it is impossible to know the answer. Simply being present to see it would make a change to the room. And the addition of a light source to allow vision would do the same. So by observing, you have destroyed the purity you sought to observe.

My brother's father in law has a brilliant saying. "My wife and I agreed when we were married that I would make all the major decisions, and she would make all the minor decisions. It's worked great. In 30 years we haven't had a major decision yet."

God, the second to last one contained numerous onion-cutting ninjas.

The thing is, many people who complain about immigrants stealing jobs would never possibly demean themselves to do the jobs those immigrants do without a single complaint.

I personally think that a distinction has to be made between small caliber handguns and rifles, and assault type weaponry. There is absolutely no reason for a private citizen to be able to own an AR-15, which is a civilian version of the military's M-16. However, completely banning guns will never happen in the US. It is written into the Constitution. The right to bear arms.

In the actual video that is from, it's the anus that is bleeding. Classic video, by the way.

It shows in the films. They're pretty good, but they certainly aren't Star Trek. There is a reason I said that J.J. Abrams would be perfect for Episode 7. It's because he made two good Star Wars movies with the Star Trek films.

Being a homicide investigator has to be one of the most soul crushing professions a person could enter. Sure, you sometimes get the reward of bringing closure to a family, but it still has to be damn hard.

However, it did require some finagling to make it work. The board itself didn't work. The life jackets needed to be put under it.

This is how you deal with it.

In truth, the number of homosexuals was always that high. Our cultural sensibilities are simply changing, causing a higher percentage of that community to be open. It's sociological, not biological.

Mark's just excited to be relevant enough to have paparazzi following him again.

Technically, a clear box invalidates the schroedinger's cat reference. The cat cannot be observable.

What movie, and what age? If you're going to see a kids movie, you're going to deal with noisy kids.

This never gets old. Whenever someone asks why I hate *soccer*, this is what I point to.

Actually, that response is totally acceptable in that situation.

With the meowing thing: they haven't developed meowing for dealing with humans. Meowing is meant as a way for kittens to get their mother's attention. As the kittens grow, the mother eventually stops responding to the meowing, so the kittens stop meowing. However, humans continue to respond to it. So, when dealing with humans, cats meow because it is an effective way to get our attention.

I love the old man in the background who totally looks like he is just judging him so hard.

Old, but still brilliant.

This sounds like a riordan chapter list...

The best part is that it's not a form letter.

At first a. Then after they were sure it wasn't too bad, they'd pull out b.

Y yu do dis to mi, hooman?!