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Our reality today 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I BEG TO DIFFER

"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around 43 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Tradition" is not a good enough reason to keep bad ideas around

That's what I always wondered when I was a kid in church 27 comments

guest · 7 years ago

They're also pseudomissisionarries and not real missionaries

Water world 34 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I mean, you *can*...

FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Okay then, in that case, all vowels are even numbers. Aren't I smart

ME: "Oh, where are you going?!" 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I saw you.
It is next year.

I've got two final exams in one day, wish me luck guys. Hang in there everyone. 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

@tehimpala same. luckily, I have 1 free period on monday. Still have the worst subjects on tuesday, though.

When disney movies get reexamined as a grown up 23 comments

guest · 7 years ago

do we ever see her writing her name on the contract? It could be possible she just trusted the witch, and just scribbled something. If she give the permission, it's still legal. That's even how america works.

Is that really an emergency? 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Do you ever do anything when you get the calls?

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Three rules 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Just when I started liking you, you sound like
A different person. It matters me wonder, "is this the real life? Or it's this just Fantasy?"

I would love to be an author 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

BTW I'm not talking to you @thelittlemermaid, I'm saying where you got the pic.

I would love to be an author 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Except you didn't because this is a repost.

Dogs, what did we do to deserve you? 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Love is the cure
Now shut up and get loved you ungrateful shit

I'll Hire Him In A Heartbeat 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

His brother is an electrician.
Wattson.

Team Mystic? 48 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*phases into this plane of existence from the 76th dimension from the year 4586* mystic also humanity is doomed but MYSTIC

Just a Sunday at work. I am a waiter 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

But that begs the question if she was walking too fast for it to be healthy, or too slow.

Oh god 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It still amazes me that no one uses the camera button

This week in a single photograph (source in comments) 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

NE?

Valid answer 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

HA as if anyone actually plays 1.8 and up (unless you play multi-player)

I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I don't see another, better way other than beating or fake jail

Helpful sharks to the rescue 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What is it thinking when it's ripping your leg off ruthlessly?

Trust me, im a doctor! 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Can you say "run in sentence?"

Can you spot the potato among the hamsters? 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

6th row from the top

obama x llama 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Only 1?

Which one are you 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Lol IKR me too IDK why but I always end up writing way more then I intend to and I'm like WOAH how'd all that get there lol also I'm a guest but I actually have an account but on my phone it keeps logging me out so I'm just too lazy to relog in after like 5 times doing it today and the funny thing about this huge text of Wall is all of it is true.

"I'm the vamp" 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Hair dye

Dog's reaction after being adopted and leaving the shelter 17 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No, you said they don't cry when they're happy, implying they do if they're sad.

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Come on Google 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

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(;-;) oh 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

My sister had an imaginary friend called "papa". Something bad happened, and she either said papa did it, or papa made me do it.

Cannot unsee 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag,

*changes one of them to C* C for Christ! 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Calm down there, Satan

This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

ERMAHGURD I knew ALL of these, and I was born in the 2000s!!!

hola everyone 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Congrats on getting a toaster

The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound 21 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Greyhounds are the thread Bibl

Those damn mosquitos 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*WORLD DOMINATION*

Such a great quote...Wait 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It's a comment on a quote about people.

Plain bad handwriting 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

NYEH HEH HEH!!!
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heh!

The big problems we used to deal with 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I was born in 2001, and I still had to deal with this...

When someone asks how my internet addiction started 20 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Anyone use to play toontown?
No?
OK... *cries in corner at its closing*

Gifs with sound 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Something tells me you don't like vines, chu.

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Change a word in a movie title that will change the movie concept! 49 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yes.

Change a word in a movie title that will change the movie concept! 49 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Catman.
He's a crazy cat guy, who just stays home and everyone in his apartment is scared of him because he always mutters in a really creepy and scratchy voice stuff about riddles and cards.

That is pretty dark... 31 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well recon, it depends on how you look at it.
There is NO evidence the music caused suicide. I repeat NONE. people will tell you different, but there is no solid evidence.
The original gameusic caused headaches, and newer versions fixed it. Nearly everything else Is some form of creepy pasta, people starting rumors, or a mix-up.

Life goals 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Don't show the moreos guy

Birds, man. They'll mess you up. 27 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I'm gunna need some proof the swooping season actually exists, seems like bs to me.
Also I'm on mobile plsdontkillmeihaveabaccount

When you snapchat a dog as a dog 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It's embarrassing how long it took for me to figure out that the tounge was coming out of the nose.
I was sitting here thinking "that dog has a really interesting shaped mouth! "

Error 404: title not found 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No it's patrick

Before and after you squat 35 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Don't think so, or her booty would have changed side too

The code is 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

DAMIT mobile, always logging me out....

The code is 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

If you want an actual answer, the wonderful people of tumblr just gave the 3 most likely combos, so even if it does lock you out after 3 tries, you *should* get it anyway.