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That was just a cucumber 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I had a black racer idling across my yard when my cat, Hobbes, discovered it. He was following it so intently I was worried he might decide to attack it. Being more concerned with him harming the snake than the snake him, I unthinkingly went to pick him up. You can see where this is going can't you? Yep, Hobbes turned into a mini-tornado of teeth and claws. Shredded me from elbows to fingertips. I dropped Hobbes and he went right back to the snake. So, of course, not learning my lesson the first time, I had to go and try to pick him up again.
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Jealous much? 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I accidentally found mine while riding horses in the Berkshires. Going on 24 years married now.
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Location vs. Picture 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Given what he had to work with, this is a great picture. Slightly off center, good depth of field, no hard shadows, the wall adds a different texture and the dark green shrubs in the background offset the foreground. Good composition.
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Psychic girlfriends are the best 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have a bridge for sale that you might be interested in.
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I think he may have at least one regret 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*Regerts
Think twice before talking to it 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same with alexa and cortana.
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And they taste like heaven with tea 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have an unopened can hidden around here somewhere. Forgot about it until I saw this post. Must find.
Wolf bookmark 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
instructables.com/id/Cute-Corner-Bookmarks/
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What Nutella is actually made of 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I saw on consumer reports the other day that Betty Crocker chocolate frosting straight out of the can is better for you than nutella.
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Family friendly 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pornhub.
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Stephen colbert issues new proclamations 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A middle aged man driving a sports car must also attempt to go well over the speed limit. I got caught behind some idiot driving a hot rod camaro with eye candy in the passenger seat doing 30 in a 45 zone with something like 30 cars behind him, all honking. Talk about pissed off.
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Being out Americaned 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It also appears that they are open 24 hours as well.
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Quantum superposition can make things awkward 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I may be dating myself but anyone else hear that little old lady's voice from the audience in Running Man - "ooh, that's a toughy......I choose Ben Richards."
Shadow alignment 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is Stonehenge level alignment. Once a year at a specific time. How long did it take you to figure this out?
Gym hoe 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She has zoidberg hands
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This pod idea is brilliant 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want to be a Manchineel.
It will probably change the way you see fashion 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
www.aftenposten.no/webtv/#!/kategori/10514/sweatshop-deadly-fashion
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Sparkle palace c*cktail table 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
$6910.00 USD
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c'mon Elon 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same guest here. Actually, I have read the books. I own a copy of every one as well as the leather bound collector's edition. Forgot that was the actual line, had to flip through the restaurant at the end of the universe until I found it. My sincerest apologies.
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c'mon Elon 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
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Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I know, write?
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Unique 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It could always serve as a bad example.
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Happy Birthday 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Trust me, by the time you hit that stage, that's the last thing you are concerned about.
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Ah, yes. The Australian squirrel 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ah, yes. The Australian drop bear.
Interesting hooman thing 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I miss my cats.
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1.61803398875 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21 and on and on
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The guy on the right if Obama is like "OH SHIT HE WENT THUR" 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bush ran the country into the ground and handed that total mess to Obama, who's busted his ass to fix it with the republicans fighting him every inch of the way.
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What level of overly attached is it? 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The reverend Billy Graham; that's probably close enough to count.
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Scandinavian weather forecast 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Lightning Cat Sweatshirt - $60.00....................belovedshirts(dot)com
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Transparent bubble tent lets you sleep underneath the stars 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
$1700 for one.......bubbletent(dot)us
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Katy Beary 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you follow the established timeline, wouldn't that last one be 2022?
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Bam, checkmate atheists 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yay, pastafarians! May you be touched by his noodly goodness. Ramen.
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A micro-garden in a bottle cap 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Those are sundews, if I'm not mistaken.
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Reusing old woods pallets as flooring 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Naturally, you're going to cherry pick the best pieces, Then they are nailed/screwed to the subfloor (sheathing/plywood laid down on the joists first) so there should not be any trouble.
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It's high time you backed off 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm a little worried that if he pulls that trigger, he may not have a face left.
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"You salty f*ck" 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@violence - You *CLAP* missed *CLAP* two *CLAP* claps *CLAP*
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I didn't read it right either lmao 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I met my future wife when I was 19 and she was 36. We've now been happily married for 23 years.
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They see me rollin' 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Behold, I am Krang!
Amazing cutlery set 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
1200 british pounds per set (knife, fork, spoon)
Coming back from salt lake, utah 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We had the same problem here in Seattle with the South Lake Union Transit.
For those who are too lazy to dip bread in spaghetti 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
May you be touched by his noodly appendages.
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Ramen
Just get it over with 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Personally, I plan on switching to Linux when Win7 is retired.
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"I'm the vamp" 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey look, a soulless ginger.
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Deadpool getting it all right 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
you're
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Right about there. 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Carnivorism?
Why does this feel so good? 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why are you using the scrubbing side of the sponge on a non-stick surface? That's all sorts of bad news.
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What would you choose? 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pick the year I die - 4016; after a couple thousand years I figure I've probably seen and done it all and am ready to move on.
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I just keep losing these 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That key-fob looks kind of pissed.
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Satisfied Seal, hits you right in the soul 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Walk on the wild side by William Shatner?
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Wife of pi 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hugh Jripov
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