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Stocks, gold, puppies... The usual

If I was pulling a D- in any subject I would straight up be disowned

The "I love Hispanics" bit is really strange

Can anyone that used the credit card be arrested/fined? Just curious of the technicalities of it all.

my thumbs pretty lengthy. I'm a female though.

humans are generally dumb and not as delicious, yet there's 7 billion of us

Getting over a friendship at the moment.
I need like 5 of those please.

I would've told my best friend I loved him, so I guess it depends, really

Terrifying, yet charming. Really casts Alzheimer's in a different light.