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Saw this sign while showing a house to some clients. Google fiber or GTFO 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He was behind the couch the whole time.

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit 23 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The No Such Agency does.

The scariest relateable thing 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The fear of this is why I keep a spare 12 pack always within reach.

18ft crocodile named Brutus caught and ate this bull shark 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

According to National Geographic, bull sharks have been seen as far upriver as 2500 miles in the Amazon and as far north as Illinois in the Mississippi.

Nibblonian Dog 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Now if he would just crap dark matter......

How I view rocks 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Dwayne Johnson is "The Rock". Not Rock. As in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK'S GOT COOKIN"?

18ft crocodile named Brutus caught and ate this bull shark 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

There are also saltwater crocs.

Design like a pro! 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

cheat cheet...

Halloween ideas 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

That double six/double two is not a legal move.

Netflix suggestions 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, you've got the other account; I say 'run with it Drunk Chantal'!
Chantal, you may have explaining to do.

10/10 Would Watch this 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Man I'm pretty.

Phan + Tumblr = my favourite things 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Look at the size of his room! I wish mine was at least 1/2 as big.

And it waits 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh wow. I have 3. One is red with black stripes, one is beige with red stripes, and one is sort of puke colored, all under an afghan my grandmother knitted for me by accident.

Every Finding Bigfoot episode ever 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

But, wood ducks don't quack.

Greatest boss 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

That's incorporeal discrimination. I'm reporting you.

It was a cool phone then 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I still have mine; although I'm thinking about getting a new one as the 3,6,9 buttons are so worn out, I never know what I'm going to get when I press them.

Kids these days 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Netscape communicator.

Heroes need more media coverage 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Dammit news-mongers, get on this! Don't give the evil scum the validation they're looking for.

What a hero 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Rise up, gather round
Rock this place to the ground

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Why indeed 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

My original NES came with two. So did my PS1. Both of which I still have and use.

You are YOU!!! 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I have a double edged battle ax. Will that help?

Best book ever written 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Instructions unclear; had sex with my wife.

because.......... it's my good side? 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Do you want to die? Because this is how.......wait......I need a coin here.

Our top story today 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It's good, but not the same without Drew.

Married too many times 21 comments

guest · 8 years ago

@guest; it's the exact same thing. These people are using their religion to decry gay marriage, yet their exact same religion calls divorce a sin.

3,000 more to go. Please like. Save life 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Sorry kid, time's up. Not enough likes. Grim, would you take care of this? Thanks.

devil kitty 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It appears to be looking over my right shoulder. And my left. I would be more worried if it was looking directly at me.

A nice collection of knives, made out of wood and vulcanite glass 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't vulcanite a soft stone, similar in hardness to gypsum or talc?

Emily Elizabeth changed a lot too 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I've owned horses that were smaller.

A day in the park (long post) 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What about him spitting soda all over the body and the cops?

True guardians never give up 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I still use my PS1.

Do us all a favor 43 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Trigger locks are a good option.

Do us all a favor 43 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, that didn't stump or dissuade him though....

It's not a joke 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Eraser not included.

Good old memories 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

As a kid and/or as an adult.

Cute af 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

When I get sick, my voice drops so low I sound like Barry White.

Only break glass when "B" 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah, that phone is probably why she's currently pulling a D-.

25 years, 435,000 miles driven , 2.8 million packages delivered without an accident. 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Where's that picture of the UPS truck halfway up the embankment with the kid on the sidewalk in a tux holding a portable sewing machine?

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I am selling both my kidneys, one eyeball, one lung, and my soul for this one 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

captain, you're not quite right; gasoline will start to develop varnish deposits within about 6 months, rendering it unusable. Diesel fuel, on the other hand, will last a long time and diesel engines will run off veggie, corn, canola oils, oil from fast food fryers (that's been filtered) with little to no modification. Kerosene is also, essentially, diesel fuel that's been refined. With a beast like this, I'd bet there's a multi-fuel diesel engine in there.

Puppy pillow 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Been there. Want to go back to there.

Dvd vs. Blu-ray 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

As one who prefers to purchase my entertainment, there's no way in hell I'm buying blu-ray.

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Or just don't text and walk 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Better yet, put your phone in your pocket. If you so desperately need to text, sit down first.

Graduation idea win 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh My God you guys. Kid grows up normal, graduates on time. Has a great photo gallery of said shirt. Goes on to college. Discovers the cure for cancer and brokers world peace. Let's have some hope or we're all doomed.

Feel the person's prescence 25 comments

guest · 8 years ago

You win.

A snail riding a turtle... 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I can hear the snail yelling "slow down, you wanna kill us all?"

Tiny origami 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What is this, origami for ants? Oh, wait.

You know you're in the ghetto when: 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yes, thank you.