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John Cena is cool 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is there just a picture of an anime chick?
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Make the right choice 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not really. Is it quieter than an unsuppressed gunshot? Yes. But it still is about as loud as dropping a heavy book on a table.
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Why do we have a word for this but not for the day after tomorrow 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When in doubt, blame Shakespeare. He seemingly invented half of the words in modern English.
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2016 isn't that bad 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ww2 had the largest loss of human life of any war in history. Over 60 million people. 3% of the world's population at the time. By comparison, world war 1 killed around 18 million, and vietnam killed at most around 3.5 million. Sorry, world war 2 is the most horrific war in human history. It is often more glorified because it was a war that had to be fought, but that doesn't change the terrible nature of that war.
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Fountain of youth 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
True, but eventually you could go so far back that you literally don't have the muscular development to swim.
You could understand how to, but the body wouldn't be able to do it.
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3... 2... 1... Happy new yeaaaaar!!! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That girl. I like her style.
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Happy Festivus! 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I've got a lOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
HEAR ABOUT IT!"
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Niles, this steak is a little tough 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The best part is that those two wind up together.
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Darth who? 82 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Darth Noj.
Eh. Could be worse.
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I like Jesus jokes 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm Christian and I busted out laughing.
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Just my everyday struggle 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Think about it like this: the other person probably feels the same way. You are making their day by texting first.
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She travelled a lot 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They are actually all over the u.s. We have some in Wisconsin, too.
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Good guy Elon Musk 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And who the hell is going to pay for that? Satellites are expensive.
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Not having kids 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
People who don't have kids can't understand the joy one has watching a child grow and learn. It is well worth everything you sacrifice.
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Good guy hacker 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Except whaling is illegal. There are international bans on it.
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Steve Martin on stand-up 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And he was born a poor black child.
Steve Martin on stand-up 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He is also an amigo, and a jerk. Never forget those, either.
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That one unique friend we all have 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Damn it, who invited Moon Moon?
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WHAT TO DO NOW 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
While I ordinarily say don't do a hard shutdown, this would be one of those times when it just may be necessary.
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Greetings tiny Cthulhu 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Cthulhu. A squid-like being of ancient eldritch evil which sleeps beneath the oceans waves in the dead city of R'yleh, waiting for the stars to become right so that it may awaken once more and destroy humanity and all we have created. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with Strange Aeons even death may die."
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Thanks school 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So, we shouldn't teach basic understanding of the world? We shouldn't make our children scientifically and mathematically literate?
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Talk about badass 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hell yeah! Total badass.
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Just me playing Resident Evil 4 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Frankly, it's not all that scary. It's intense as hell, but not scary. This was the first really action oriented game in the series.
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Time is going so fast 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Which is why you shouldn't put salt in plastic. It should go in glass.
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Thanks calculator 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The answer is 4.75, and you really don't need a calculator for that one.
Giorgio Tsoukalos everyone 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's actually pretty awesome. And a perfect use of his own meme, I might add.
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Eye in the dark 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Norman reedus is a treasure. If Daryl dies we riot!
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Sounds like a special girl 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Accidentally"...
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Music kings 29 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wasn't Freddie the Queen of Rock?
... I'll let myself out...
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My fear becomes my b*tch 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't freaking induce it. Seriously. It is the absolute most terrifying experience one can have. You're mind is both awake and dreaming at the same time. It's impossible to tell the difference between reality and dream in that state. It's really, really bad.
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goals 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But it didn't destroy her. And it was Carl who was there to help support her, with the idea of going to paradise falls. So, yeah.
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Answer the question 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Agreed. I accept his right to choose to do it. I accept that he is attempting to make a statement. I strongly disagree with the manner in which he is choosing to do it. Whether it is meant as a slap to that face of those who serve in the military or not, that is what it is.
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What's that on your face 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Die potato!
Not today!
*gasp*
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think the point he's making is that they are as good as siblings, as long as the parents are two sets of identical twins.
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Myths about introvert people 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is small talk between two introverts feeling like they have to small talk to fit in.
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Zombie disney princesses 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tiana's looks the coolest. Voodoo queen ftw!
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Chaotic good 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
More neutral good. You are doing a good act simply for the sake of doing a good act. That is the definition of neutral good.
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I didn't read it right either lmao 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I forget the rule, but what it boils down to, is the older you get, the wider the age gap can be without being icky.
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oh shit part two 45 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The Bush's are also part of the moderate side of the Republican Party, which certainly does not support Trump at all.
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All the colors of the Rainbow Treasures 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't marry that guy! You can't trust someone who buys off brand cereal!
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Perfect christmas gift 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is amazing parenting.
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I'm pretty sure he meant to do that 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Totally fake.
My friends are all NONEXISTENT. 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This video is amazing. BTW, the top result for "I think I swallowed a" is now "my pet named Steve." In case anyone is interested.
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Scratching my head at this one 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Micro vs macro evolution. Many people don't believe in macroevolution (evolution from one species into another) while still recognizing the fact that microevolution (evolution of traits within a species) exists.
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So...I got my math papers back like this. 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or you did awesome and everyone else did poorly.
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But... Why? 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And hipsters.
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LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD 46 comments
guest · 8 years ago
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE!
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Kids 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Kids have a hell of an imagination, folks. Their understanding of what is real and what is in their minds hasn't fully developed yet.
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The 10 Most Unexplained Events 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The Hutchinson effect is total b.s. He couldn't replicate it, and neither could anyone else. That means that it is scientifically irrelevant, and numerous people have disproved it.
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Too bad I hate Pikachu 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's a Ghost/Fairy type. Which means it has to be epic.
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