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Fishing for thumbs up, aren't you?

I like my coffee blaaack, just like my metal! (Mindless Self Indulgence for those who do not know, please check them, incredible technicolor electro-punk.)

My mother has been thrown out of her home by her Italian father because she dated an Arab (I think it was in 1973). I think that similar shit still happens on a daily basis, and the lesson here is "screw what they think, love whom you love".

Oh goddammit. He is not dead. Fake news coming from a fake "anticipated obituary" written last year : en.necropedia.org/obituary/David_Bowie

It's a hoax, David Bowie is not dead. It is just fake shit coming from here: en.necropedia.org/obituary/David_Bowie (an article published last year...)

*really
Also, your doctor too is a douche.

Yeah, gender=birth-assigned sex was way simpler. Lapidating any woman who was suspected of cheating on her husband was simpler too. All this "talking about stuff and learning respect" shit is really exhausting, man.

Why are you posting this on a Sunday? :)

I drink to forget about the time I loudly and proudly gave the answer to a tough question asked by my fourth grade teacher and it was completely wrong and I spent the rest of the school year convinced that everyone in my class thought I was the dumbest kid in the universe.

Gojira, anyone? (Google Images "gojira from mars to sirius" for the non-initiated ^^)

Feminism is still not dead, y'know. This is not about feminism, this is about stupidity, hatred and bigotry, that's all.

Hey kid, you're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Now go to sleep.

What if the basic laws of physics were basically raped to death?
...hmm, lasagna. Definitely lasagna.

Idiot gamers are gamers too, alas...

There's a green MnM's in the brown part, I'm dying inside.

youtube.com/user/lewandowskidavid/videos for those who absolutely need the source of this image.

Nope. The best thing on Pornhub is porn ^^'

Listening to Linkin Park and Morrissey may make your day even worse. Just sayin'.

Aaaaaaand he can go suck himself.
(Also, her name roughly translates to "beautiful glance", which is exactly what her photo is actually missing ^^)

How can this opinion be unpopular? Stating "you need Jesus in your life" has nothing to do with psychology or psychiatry. Religion can bring another way of coping with your problems, but someone who goes to a shrink is searching for something else.

I already knew that, but it's still one of my favourite useless pieces of knowledge, and I am glad someone shares it!

Nine days?
...amateur.

It's okay to have homophobic, transphobic or racist thoughts once in a while, as long as you know these thoughts are most probably bullshit. We all have prejudice, but understanding that they are lies is an essential step in growing up and becoming a better person.
Believing that sincerely and constantly hating on a certain group of people is okay as long as you do not burn crosses, though... The people you hate/despise will sense it, so that whether you want it or not, you will be spreading your despise around you.

Men and women who have been sexually abused tend not to be grown people, then, because rape jokes tend to trigger them.
...come on, this "nothing should trigger you if you're an adult" shit can not be a rule of thumb. People who have suffered in their lives deserve some respect and attention. This is about Tumblr attention whores (many of which are men, BTW), not about humankind as a whole.

"Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny, Jesus".
Oh, the look of confusion on their faces <3

...in crappy quality. Better versions exist :)

So... JLaw has been replaced in your hearts?

I don't know if I want to punch her in the face or if I want to punch him in the face.

How can he still act surprised? (On a related note, this show is dumb as hell.)

I just came here to see if this crappy "you know what I mean" emoji had been posted.

Cigarette manufacturers are rich, but both tobacco farmers and the manufactures labour force are poor as shit. The exact same way food brands and supermarkets make an ungodly amount of money.

Did all of you miss the point? It's humor :)
It's actually in the "Entertainment" section of Metro News, and it comes from the website truthfacts.com (you should clearly check it, very funny stuff).

Now the theme music for Super Meat Boy is stuck in my head.

"War is people who don't know each other and kill each other, for people who know each other but don't kill each other."

Can I send a photo of me not giving a shit about this dude?

...than what? Crying in a Lambo is better than crying in a Lada, but laughing with friends is affordable to the poorest.

HDL wants its post back.

Waking up a few minutes before the alarm goes is actually great, I think.

Telemarketers just follow instructions and read their lines, so... yeah, kind of a douche move.

"How many years will it take for Peter to have $10.000 on his bank account?"
I found minus four. FML

Exactly what I thought when I came across this image. _UCK _E _N THE A__ TON_GHT would have worked.