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How to win a fight 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I actually did this once. I had this huge opponent, and I said, "Oh look, a pony," and then I ran away and went to sleep. When I woke, I went back to where we had nearly brawled. As I said earlier, the guy was ripped, but upon returning he had turned into a ten-year old kid. Swinging my numbed arm manically, I initiated the attack. I still lost, but I was not beaten up nearly as badly as I would have been had I not used this brilliant tactic.
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