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Zues is the youngest.

He is!!!!!!.... Married to a woman. For like three years now, I believe

obviously farting

It's eight cats. More than enough to plot the death of at least 75 Donald Trumps

Girl-pants boners, is what I call them

It is called Top Gear, which is an amazingly British show about fast cars! They have celebrity guests on a lot

Are you me???

She had been playing since the age of three. It wasn't her first rodeo, and she knew what she wanted.

Also, Strads are about four hundred years old. They are without a doubt the best violins in the world. And also, violins are just expensive. I know a high school student who bought a twenty-thousand dollar violin because she planned on studying violin in college. She was 13 at the time, and her parents were not rich at all. They gave up a lot to let her have it. That's pretty standard if you have gifted kids. Professionals pay more.

I get the double chin of an ogre when I play the violin, and I am a female teenager.

I wanna be that guy

I love that place so much, and I'm about as far away from their target audience as you can get. It's awesome.

I feel like your username said a lot about this

I actually had to stop watching it because I found out too early that they didn't end up together, and I am now filled with terrible rage:(

Raisin hands are very impressive

That kid is my mom

Yeah, you can leave an organized religion without dying.

DICKBUTT!!!! I see it!!!!!! These people are awesome

If a tree walked up to me, as a girl, I would want to be friends

Ok, so:
Jewish calendar goes from when they estimate the world began, in their case, the creation of Adam. They get this from adding up the timelines in their Torah and historical texts. It is also a lunar calendar, so keep that in mind.
Because Christianity is the same as Judaism for the first half, they follow the same calendar. But for some reason, they decided to start over from 1 when Jesus was born(although his actual birth date is unknown, we just know like in an few year radius). I don't really know why exactly we started over, but we did.
Islamic calendar: Muslims count from when Mohammed made his first trip from Mecca to Medina, in AD 622. I believe it is because this was such a pivotal year for them. This is also a lunar calendar, so month lengths vary.
Chinese calendar: based on lunar and solar patterns, it holds some similarities to the Jewish calendar. However, it's based on a 60 year cycle. The calendar was invented around 2637 Bc
Scientific calendar: Carbon dating

SO MANY UPVOTES, THIS NEEDS

If everyone was just completely honest right out of the gate, life would be so much more simple

You have obviously never listened to the good classical music. I recommended the Tchaikovsky Symphony that has a cannon solo.