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Your truest, most treasured friend screams at you to hurry up and get in the car while handing you your fake Mexican passport

Always play on, even during storms, earthquakes and when the diglets unearth their tiny dildo heads to destroy your soul

She is blind (spoilors)
*for those who don't get it is a joke*

Diet oreos everyone

I had a dream personified religions were just chilling on the couch watching netflix. What were they watching? Us humans fighting over which religion is better. They were laughing at how stupid they were acting.
How they looked:
Christianity: tall, lanky male with long hair (not Jesus, strangely enough)
Judaism: short voluptuous female with freckles.
Buddhism: modern Aisian wearing thick glasses and cuddling a robot plushie
Hinduism: A female with black hair.
Islam: twin males, a bit buff.

She was incredibly cute either way

Does he... Even.... Science?

Could have just said racist

Boiling hot.
Mashed me up.
Fries anybody with a stare.
Hot potato.

We are the last of our kind

*screams*
*has existential crisis*
*screams more*

Sushi looks EXACTLY like my cat

*screams*