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"Inner"....right.... 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I actually have an inner smart dude that surfaces every now and then. I am the idiot one, I guess.

I've Never Wanted To Be Somebody Else Until Now 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's not. sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0015736884723255

Lego art at Lego HQ 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Now in impressive potato quality.

When the truth comes from the most unexpected person 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Marilyn Manson is actually incredible, especially in early interviews. Nowadays, it feels like he does not give a shit anymore, but the early century MM was incredible.

German is such a beautiful language to me 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

'vaginaraptor'

Do not fear 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's okay to be a dumb fuck, because everyone who has seen you being a dumb fuck will die anyway.

He just wants $3.50 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's not $3.50, that's tree fiddy.

Truly, a man's best friend 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He also built a fort with scraps of metal, carried the poor dude inside just in case rain started falling, and played Pictionary with him to make the wait more enjoyable.

Sending you some wishes 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year..."

seriously like wtf 22 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Regarding the word "colonel", I think it's just because English took this word from another language. It also exists in French, and it's pronounced exactly the way it is written, plain and simple.

We do need a good plague 44 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Hi, different guest, I'm the guest before you, and I like you.

Holy moly! 45 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Medievil punishment"? You'll just end up having some wounds, it's not like it's designed to cut off your penis or something. Plus, if you feel that it's an awful punishment, please rethink what it's like to be raped, and if you have more compassion towards the "poor rapist" than the victims of rape, you need psychiatric help.

Give what you want to get 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's a pretty valid opinion, but still based on the strong opinion that "it is the way it is". Minimum wages are not really decent in a vast majority of countries. I wish we could be paid way more for jobs that tend to be exhausting for terrible salaries (including, but not limited to, factory work, catering, cleaning...)

Losing your lighter is the worst 24 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yeah, no one. (This one is less funny, but informative.)
allaboutcounseling.com/library/marijuana-overdose

goals 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

A relationship is about growing together, and we all have to face our pain and fears to grow. When you are engaged with someone that makes you feel stronger even in your darkest moments, you know you have a great relationship with him/her.
They could not have kids, and it was terrible for both of them, but they still went on, grew from it, and found happiness in each other's arms. It may not be the happiest couple ever shown in a movie, because real life is never a fairytale, but they learnt and grew together, and ended up happy together. Life goals, man.

We do need a good plague 44 comments

guest · 7 years ago

These people aren't pro-life, they are pro-birth. The babies can then have the shittiest lives, children may die of starvation, and they won't blink an eye. That's what happens when your morals and ethics are taken from books instead of consciously built from your own thinking.

is this fun and entertaining enough to be allowed? 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Seeing" is not part of the reality of people that are born blind. However, their other senses (and don't say "their four other senses", we actually have far more than 5 senses) are more developed, as they rely on them. Some blind people can distinguish between colors by putting their hands on some surfaces (lighter colors reflect a lot more, thus are a bit hotter).

The Canadian Prime Minister helping a man in a wheelchair when the escalator broke down 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

You mean Trudeau is an actual human being? Oh my gosh.

His name is William Kamkwamba 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Oh, also: he was fifteen when he built his first windmill. Since them, he graduated and got invited to several TED Talks.

We all know what this means 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

This trilogy is based on a carbon copy of the original trilogy, so yeah, of course episode 8 will be darker, just like episode 5 was darker than the fourth.

I would really like to see this piece of music performed 35 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Guys, take a closer look. This piece is the funniest thing I have ever seen, the annotations are pure gold.

Abstinence is the only way 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That last sentence is an absolute masterpiece.

Well its not wrong 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What's red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick.

Asking the important questions 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

But gold.

Living in the gangsta's paradise 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Today, in our "sounds fake as shit" series...
Seriously, bricks can be broken during construction, or have to be cut. This legend is silly.

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Is it that time of the month? 17 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It actually works really fine with any human. I tried the "you look so cute when you're angry" line on my girlfriend yesterday. For two very long seconds, she looked me dead in the eyes, not knowing if she should freak out or laugh, then she laughed. Don't know if I dodged a bullet or made a good decision.

Think about it, the animals don't even have a say in it 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Okay, so why should a human being be kept alive until the very end whle an animal may be put out of his misery at any moment? Please explain thoroughly, there are a lot of harsh questions here.

Wuhooooooo, whhhhhooooooo 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's actually a rare photo of our Lord and Saviour the Flying Spaghetti Monster bathing in the blood of the non-believers.

This is what body shaming really looks like 28 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Eating two slices of bread after two and a half hours of sport is NOT healthy at all. Just saying.

Devastation. 20 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Or he just realized his cold-hearted father wouldn't spend a few more bucks to buy him dessert.

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One thing I've learned in my life 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Please keep this in mind when you're browsing FS and its loads of "feminism is crap because this one is a dumb bitch" posts. Thank you :)

Being an adult has its perks 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Once you realize that you can also cook and bake your own cakes for a fifth of the price, the third act begins. The one during which you take three pounds per week.

Not all celeb couples are f*ck tard idiots 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

'At 35, you will be a completely different man.' 'Yeah, and she will be a completely different woman, because we will have grown together for 10 fucking years, that's called a couple.'

You are so hot 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

At long last, kind of a nice prank. Not another "I'm gonna scar you for life" horror-prank shit. You've got my upvote, good sir or madam.

Another one 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Later"? I'm pretty sure Latin existed way before French :/

Where's the little girl?! 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

'Murican police as we Europeans imagine it.

This movie and many more 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Old". Go watch every movie by Eisenstein :)

Or any shows. 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

They make a huge part of their money on ads...

In light of the shittiest year ever, here's a little something to cheer you up :) 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm sure the year when the bubonic plague struck Europe was way worse than this one, but thanks for these pictures, I actually laughed for once.

This would be a great idea 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's true, we have it in quite a few cafés here in France.

Where do I sign up? 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

This will actually fuck you up mentally and physically.

Love avatar 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Passion" comes from a Latin word meaning "pain, suffering", as in "the passion of the Christ". Being passionate originally meant liking something/someone so much it hurts.

Dear netflix 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Well, let's say all of his movies after Punch-Drunk Love, because even Adam Sandler can do something great in a P.T. Anderson movie.

She always wins afterall 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Insanity Wolf does not have to be used this way, because answering to one's mom is not about insanity. The mighty Wolf would have replied something like "You old fucktards raised us that fucking way" while masturbating.

What's your weird names for stuff? 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Pomegranate" means exactly the same, as "pome" has the same origins as the French word "pomme" meaning "apple".

Me with Crazy=Genius 28 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The picture itself was probably a GIF image, as this format also works pretty well for still pictures.

...More often than I care to admit! 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Who doesn't?

HERE ARE SOME MIDNIGHT FEELS FOR YOU f*ckERS 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's so simple, so heartfelt and so beautiful.
I am a 30-year-old man, and I'm crying.

Me_irl 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Kenny's grand-grandmother.

They can destroy a man's life with one lie 53 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Let's talk about the fact that false rape accusations are a borderline-inexistent crime, but every time a false rape accusation is spotted, every-funking-one talks about it. For a single false accusation, there are thousands of actual rapes, with the vast majority of rapists not getting any jail sentence for what they did. And this is only one of many reasons why comparing false rape accusation to actual rape makes no sense to me.