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Barance 3 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
It's an abbreviation of 'acceptable racism'
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Who's Taking Curiosity Pictures? 5 comments
Lyrics don't make much sense these days 5 comments
Dream dates? 16 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Bullshit, it's always "we don't care about money"
Until he loses his job, then all of a sudden it's, "how can we pay the rent? how do we eat?, the cat's starting to smell is it safe to eat now?"
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Until he loses his job, then all of a sudden it's, "how can we pay the rent? how do we eat?, the cat's starting to smell is it safe to eat now?"
This isn't your everyday stupid 20 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Seriously?
All those awesome dinosaurs died and these stupid potato-loving phuqs still walk the earth??
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All those awesome dinosaurs died and these stupid potato-loving phuqs still walk the earth??
Knees 10 comments
When I take my tangled headphones out of my pocket 6 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
I do exactly that. The randomness of my finger movement seems to cure the randomness of the headphone wrappage...
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First six words after college 6 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
I would say "fuck man, this collage is way too big; I think I missed my exams"
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Can it get worse? 31 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Her boyfriend is the same guy that tattooed shedloads of stars on that girls face while she 'slept'
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How to tell if your cat is mad at you 6 comments
But i don't wanna be a mannequin! 4 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
dear God, that's terrifying!
Like she was tied to a gurney, and covered in plastic while still alive..
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Like she was tied to a gurney, and covered in plastic while still alive..
His mom just woke up and found him like this 11 comments
Idiocracy has arrived 5 comments
Me every time 11 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
It's better that way, all you have to do is select one rude word for all of them...
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Me every time 11 comments
The evolution 1 comments
Yeah but no 2 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
I think she means, "hot guys wearing glasses that occasionally read a book".
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This is england 5 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Apart from all the hidden racism, xenophobia, scumbag politicians that have now destroyed the NHS, and the poor being driven out of London, yeah it's beautiful.
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Women logic 6 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
re-read your comment, I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something.
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Europe according to creative people 8 comments
Run Harry, run! 3 comments
A play area for their daughters 10 comments
Kanye Warned Us 4 comments
Beautiful view of lava touching the sea 4 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
"where you want to go on vacation derp?"
"Oh, where lava meets water..you know, kick back and chill"
Get to fuck..
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"Oh, where lava meets water..you know, kick back and chill"
Get to fuck..
Hardest part of a zombie apocalypse 3 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
You're the over-confident dude that everyone hates, and is begging for you to die.
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Before S*x - After S*x 3 comments
In need of translation 15 comments
The world needs a pause b*tton 3 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Just imagine, you're caught in the middle of nowhere, you've lost all contact with friends and family, you haven't eaten in three days...
Stumbling through the snow in minus 12, you finally find a road...you wait.for two hours hoping for a passing car to pick you up; the bear pulls up next to you and in an accent reminiscent of Patrick says: "Jump on" you leap on his back and he flies you to the nearest town, drops you off, then with a wink and a mighty "Thunder Bear seek!" shoots off to save the next distressed explorer.
He didn't even need a thank you.
The image of your parent's joy as they discover that you're alive and well is all that Thunder Bear needs.
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Stumbling through the snow in minus 12, you finally find a road...you wait.for two hours hoping for a passing car to pick you up; the bear pulls up next to you and in an accent reminiscent of Patrick says: "Jump on" you leap on his back and he flies you to the nearest town, drops you off, then with a wink and a mighty "Thunder Bear seek!" shoots off to save the next distressed explorer.
He didn't even need a thank you.
The image of your parent's joy as they discover that you're alive and well is all that Thunder Bear needs.
Goldfishes only have 3 secs of memory 3 comments
guest
· 11 years ago
Fish having short term memory is a myth, simply invented so that people wouldn't feel guilty about buying fish bowls, or tanks no larger than 12"...
In fact, an experiment was carried out whereupon fish would swim through an assault course of sorts, using colored holes in glass slides.
Check it out on youtube.
sincerely,
Buzz Killington.
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In fact, an experiment was carried out whereupon fish would swim through an assault course of sorts, using colored holes in glass slides.
Check it out on youtube.
sincerely,
Buzz Killington.