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Yeah, turning up to that interview at IBM in my Brown socks, and underwear didn't promote any other communication, but asking the security guard to stop kneeling on my neck...

Wait... sits??

There closest I have ever come to crying, due to a feels post... and I can be a real heartless fuck.
Thank you.

Ah sleep, the brother of death.

That's right Beiber, can you read?

Of your kids are concerned about monsters under the bed, reassure them by telling them "there are no monsters under your bed sweetie, they've all been eaten by the clown in the loft"
Works a treat :-)

How could you forget leg day hugh?

Sorry to burst your sexist bubble, but this doesn't apply to me.
I've learned over the years how to have sex so we both enjoy it rather than just "fucking".
Maybe if you weren't a little more than a wet hole in a dry bed, you would find someone willing to enjoy the experience with you, rather than just toss a universe at your silk flannel.

How the hell do people find these things?!?

Jesus H Santos, I just watched the 'crispy hand' episode...what. the precise. feck!

Racist

Cute or not folks, He'd still rip your fucking arms off and play with your skull...

You had to name him Kenny didn't you?
You couldn't name him some cool Asian name...
Imagine the tours for the Kids...
"Let's meet the Tigers shall we kids?"
"Yaaaayyyy!"
"Ok, this one is called Aakar, he has the honour of being the oldest tiger here"
"Rooaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwlll"
"ooh, don't get too close kids, he's a fearsome one huh?
"This beautiful boy is called Dhimant, which means 'wise, or learned'
"This is....um, Kenny....he's...he's new..."
"Say Hi to the kids Kenny!"
"Moooo"

Wow, that rod in his arm connected to the brace, connected to the bus must be really hard to hold onto...

It goes a little way to apologizing for all that shit music...

You forgot the constant rain cloud over the Uk

I'm pretty sure that the medicine that recently cured HIV In a baby is the . best medicine...

They'll never let you die in a fire:
Newfoundlands = Pure Awesome

bookmarked

no way you passed with grammar like that...

heat treated....double hard, yet super fabulous :-)

Chances are, the poster is a 'soccer' fan...

Ok, if of us identify with the last one, the only possible thing we can do is stage a huge, awkward sobbing party...I would've suggested makeout party, but who are we trying to kid!!

I guess you could say they were.....inconsolable...
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAHHHHHH

Did you have to post such a close up photo of SJP??? you scared the random shit out of me!!

I swear, I read that as "BATMAN, press enter" and was confused as hell for like 30 seconds until the morphine finally wore off.

Tell that to the Turkish people...

As an Irishman, I can really appreciate this.

...and he never had a girlfriend again.

So...Henry the VIII would look like fucking Scarface?!? 'I beseech thee, utter good morrow 'pon one's little companion!"

I actually like the language itself, some of those German girls too...ooooffffff

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