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Those cuticles need some work though, lolol.

Outstanding.

I am dying and surely going to the hell I don't even believe in. This is fabulous.

Parenting Skill Level: Excellent.

I sliced my sister's hand to the bone when we were teenagers. In my defense, she did grab the blade of the kitchen knife I was holding (and teasing her with) and refused to let go when I told her to. She is still that stubborn.

Savage.

Poor dude, not funny.

Wow, so close. lolol

I lost a cousin and an uncle in one year to suicide. The most difficult thing was seeing that my 88 year old grandmother had to deal with the loss of both.

I was a multi tap master! I miss it.

One of my favorite moments on this show!

His new name is...Gone Dog.

#winningatlife, damn.

This is hateful. Leave people alone and focus on your own screwed up life. Geez.

She is definitely better than the alternative.

Absolutely true. Just don't.

Dog is cool, boys making a dog panicky and scared is not cool. Don't do it again.

Evil genius.

Consider me guilty.

Outstanding.

Now a wife beater is wedding attire? Sigh.

Got it.

Supreme.

So, just how is it that the "dunk" pan is completely clean. Really now. I call a foul.

Rabbit is down right tasty. I am saying this and I have a fat, gorgeous pet rabbit named Bun Bun. I wouldn't eat him but my hunter relatives bring some back from the woods, I am chowing down with no regrets. Not an endangered species, vastly over populated in most areas (which increases the possibility that they will starve to death) and culling is good for the overall health of the remaining animals. Same with deer. Peace.

This turned out to be no bueno, Google it. Stupid as hell.

Exactly how it should be, still mooing and trying to slide off the plate when my knife and fork approach it. Perfect.

I grew up in Daytona Beach, saw this more times than I can possibly count.

Pardon me, but aren't those props supposed to be rotating in some sort of fashion? Hmm?

Put it back in the f'ing water! You can't eat it.

This is badass. Talk about therapy...

Respect.

If they are waterproof, how the hell do your feet stay dry while wearing them? It would be like walking in a sweat sauna. No bueno.

She is the biggest loser!!! Love it.

Arriba, arriba...cause....turtle. Yeah.

I am quite sure I like your dad.

Bette!!!!!!

Most excellent list.

Bwahahahaha! She deserves what she has.

The official Nope Slide.

That, my friends, was 3:21 minutes of non-parenting skills on display. My kids would have said no ONCE.

Looks about right and good news! The kid will live and so will you.

Nope, not even once.

Dem forearms....sigh.

Science!

Time to find a new girlfriend.

The woman can sing, leave her alone already. Analyze yourself and then talk.

Carry on. You may be missed.

You go Hitesh!