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Tumblr has a conversation about pizza 79 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You don't know my life. I do live in a warehouse, and I do milk my tits, and also probably had my family slaughtered. You don't know me.
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I feel like a Canadian came up with this 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In Ethanopia or somewhere they completely removed the horns. You can only "blink blink" the lights. I don't know how this helps. In Serbia we blink as a "cops ahead" and "thank you", but sometimes we also blink at the police car, so I guess it means hello.
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simple minds 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah right. I never did anything for 30 minutes. I fast forward through porn and regular movies, even through books (can't even imagine porn books), through <be me, be 12yo kid > posts if they are longer than 3 sentences, through life. I honestly don't believe you didn't check your phone 7 times during tail hunting. You fast forwarded through this comment too didn't you?
Any riders? 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I saw people riding rockets couple of times. In movies and cartoons though
Life 45 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And we're applying for EU. This kind of scenarios, most of them, probably including ceiling people, based on a true story, are scenarios for catastrophe movies. Imagine you have a disease, serious serious disease, even asthma, and the only remaining asthma pump is in the hospital pharmacy and there are 50 of you "asthma zombies". But state TV calms us down. I can't even imagine that in America. It'd be Burn Oregon burn. If you had shortage of idk Oreos, and government told you Eat hydrox you'd riot It's not the same. This also actually happened, to me, while army was mandatory as well. Shortage of food, so they gave away cans of meat. But pork. Did they care about Muslims(almost 30% here,so not even a minority).no. I rioted(being 1/8 Jewish,not religious just never ate pork)and captain tried to shush me This ain't NATO army. They complain to ice-cream color there! I'm not laughing at you don't get me wrong I'm crying over us. I'd give anything I can complain to Hydrox
Police dogs also acting as therapy dogs for their partners 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's a lesson to be learned for all of us jobseekers.
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#hairgoals 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Because you didn't watch British show Men behaving badly. The joke is from there. More than 20 yrs ago. You know nothing. I'll go download it immediately. Great show.
That's god damn right 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
RExactly! Depending on education. I'm not even from middle east or near east or whatever you call them, Yugoslavia basically wasn't in the eastern block, they "were neutral" and yet while you had sex ed with all those beautiful vaginas (we learned only that frivolous behavior can bring you aids, drugs, decadence... )we had military ed, with guns, and live ammo in7th grade. Imagine sth like that in your country 13 year old girls taught how to drop hand grenades (wackyyy).We had obligatory pioneers youth "club" 7 years olds (pioneer meaning not exploring the west or cosmos but being prepared like Bosko Buha child hero). I can only imagine how stuff works in near middle east. Stop with this "children are innocent snuggle bunnies". And "education will make things better".Our history books basically said death to West (and Turks)also our literature books. And geography. "All is ours, we have divine right to historio-geographical regions". Art class, somehow even P.E. (Koreanish"we're best")