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Xtreme peeing 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
it's for dickheads
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The 2 true genders 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
goth/ prep solidarity
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Look friendly 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
yooo I didn't expect to see Trevor Henderson's work on funsub

he makes these really cool/creepy found footage style paintings that I absolutely love

his tumblr's slimyswampghost if you want to see more
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Elephant rock, iceland 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
He's taking a sip
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Santa was a d*ck in this movie 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Moral of the story: deviation from the norm is punishable unless exploitable
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*Oedipus laughs* 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Why can't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
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Hardcore drinker 24 comments
guest · 2 years ago
And if you don't know now you know
*THUMPING INTENSIFIES* 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
A house in the middle of our

House
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Who lives in a pineapple out of the sea? 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Spange
How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"This girl in my Chemistry class has a friend who's parents are the owners of the Holy Land Experience"

Interesting
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Wisdom for the day 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A Sandy Hook.
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More unexpected than the 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
...SPANISH INQUISITION!
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Halloween makeup 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's too late
People already want to fuck the clown
Some have also made him a "gay icon" even though he's a literal child predator and has killed a gay dude
I'm so sorry
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Lava under the night sky 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's actually not Photoshop at all! It was taken by photographer Mike Mezeul II in Hawaii. Here's the link to an article:
https://petapixel (dot) com/2016/10/11/photo-captures-lava-milky-way-meteor-moon-single-shot/
(Just replace the dot with a period)
This is scarily accurate 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The spelling really makes it funnier
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You have my curiosity 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
BUT I MAKE THESE HIGH HEELS WORK
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100% Accurate 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I'm a simple guest
I see Brandon Rogers, I upvote
What are some of the greatest laws in your country? 37 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit."
"Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown."
"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal."
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Ah, good old Florida.
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Feeding the fish 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Good boy
Eat your cereals
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They thought it was camera 22 comments
guest · 3 years ago
T̵̶̡͖̬̝͍̣̱̱̦̫͚̤̰̺̔̀̆̿̍͌̑͑̈̊̓͢͡ͅh̨̍ͯͬ̔ͩ́̓҉͕̣̣̠̝̱̜̗͈̙ͅē̞̞͚͖͑̽̈́͛͐ͩ́̚̕͢͠ẏ̴̟̞̥͖̭̞̯͚͔̞ͥ̈́̽̌͛̑͑ͪ͊́̃̄ͪ͑͌́̕͜ ̧̧̟͉͍̺̜͉͍͛̾̆͑ͭ̄̈́̚ͅͅť̶̴̩͈̥͎̮̙̩̙̰͔͕̹̎̏ͪ̄̂ͧ̒͗̀̓ͪ̇͂̕͘͞ḩ̬͕͎̱̮̪͍͑ͥ͑ͬ̈́ͮ̆͘o̓́̄҉̞͔̻̫̪͕̳̱͔̮̥͘ͅuͦͭ̆͆ͩͯ̀ͥͮ̚҉̖͔̬͎̭͍̖̻̳̳́ģ̸͈̯̬̗̓ͫͧ̍̌͢ḥ̵̡͇͓̪̺̝͈͇͓͍ͤ̅̾ͧ͒̒ͨ̈̕͟t̻̞̟͔̖͗͆̒͒̽ͧ͑̇ͮ̂̈́̾́͝͞͠ͅ ̴̶̴̯̱̱̮̦̲̹̗̼̳̩͚̱̱̺̰͛ͬ̆ͤͬ͒ͤͤ̕͞i̧̛̹̤̘̝̬̻̖̙̽͐̌̇̈̿ͦ͂̒͆́́̆̿̆́ͅt̉͋̐ͪ҉̸̫̫͖̤̭̮̩̳́͟ ̩͕͎̼̝͚̭̙̗̭̗̰̱̬̫̳̬͒̂̒ͮ͋ͩ͂͛͢͠ͅw̛̞̼̖̬̘̤̦̣̫͈̞̜̫̟̜ͦͧͭͮ͑̇ͨ̎̓͆ͥͪ́̓ͣͦͮ́͝͞a͕̜̞̟̭ͥ̐̍͋͌ͮ̉̋ͬͩͧ̔͑ͫ̕s͙͔͔͍̞͙̠̟̠̪̟̹̰͚̫̟͙̮̖̎͗̅̀͌̓ͪ̈̑ͣͦ͑͗͑ͨ̎̕͢͞ ̛ͦͩͣͭͯ̒̍̎̕͏̴͎̪͈̻͕̫̬c͐ͨ̂̑͠͏̴̷̠͍̜͎͎̰̬̕á͖̮͇̮̣̑̈́́́́͝m̟͈̩͕̙͂̌̉̌͋ͦ̉̂̋͗́͆ͨ́ͩ͋͗̓͠ͅȩ̷͓͎̹̠̗͎͔̥̱̪̪̝͈̹̪̔̀̀͒̕͞͡ͅͅŕ̖̖̪̠̠͍̙̣͇̹͕͓̬̭͑ͣ̎̂̾ͨ͐ͣ̊̓́̚͜͠a̴̷͈̹͖̖̤̻̅ͣ̓̔͂̿ͨͮͥ͋̄
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my lovely daughter 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
F E E D M E M O M T H E R
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It's now my favorite photo on the internet. 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Blep
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At least Ima be lit as f*ck 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My memory will carry on
*cries as G note is hit*
Forever watching 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You knew I had to do it to em
Uh oh 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
*insert "This Is Fine" dog*
Office wars 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Thanks, Satan
Swoosh 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What's with the pirate lingo?
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Chocolate Milk Shake 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Let's see who comments after me
Such honesty 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Roses are red
I like fruit
HONEY WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT
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The end of a sidewalk 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I loved that book
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Aim High or I Am High? 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
*Mexican music*
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An apple a day does not work in Russia anyway 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's fun to starve at the U-S-S-R!
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Everybody scream! 21 comments
guest · 3 years ago
À̡̠̤̥̠̼̩̣͇̳̮͉̟ͅA̷҉̶̣̮̦̝͈̳̰̼̭̘̬̫͍A̶̛̕҉͉̦̰̦̮̜̺͝A̴̬̰̱̜̝̟̖̻͓̗A̶̧̧̫͙͕̦̲͓̮͡A̡̝͙̺̟̤̻͉̭̠̣̟͚͇͎͚A̧̡̮̗̪̤̺̟̖̗̦̖͙̪̬̕͘͘A̵̲̻̤̞̩͉̮̺͍̲̲͕͔̭̻̕͠ͅH̵́͢͏̖̻̱͇̫H̴҉͈̖̖̪̬ͅH͇̪̞̪̱̻͓̗̻͖̞̪̠̗̪͚̱͎̀ͅH̡̨̠̳̭͔͙̩͔̻͎͇͘͘͝H̢̧͟͏̛̤̬̖̻̪̰̞̪̥̥̯̦̹̝̲̖̤͓H̴̡҉̻̝̼̬͚̞̫̗̳͓H̴͝͡҉̞̘͕̠̣̱̹͕Ḩ̸̦̞͙̮̠̩̪͚͕̗̫̗̕͢H̸̨̧̙̗̟̩̮̬͙͚̦͈̬͞H̶̨͠҉̻̟̬̞̞̞̠͚̙̜̦̦̖̖͞H̷҉̛͖̜̪̰̦̯̖͖̳̫̠͙͍̞̩̰̟͍͠H̵̠̩̰͍̝͟͞ͅH̵̷̡̡͕̙͎̫͙͔͚͇̳̺̳̘̗̥͜H̵̻̞̗̹͇͇̥̥̼̙͉͞ͅH̸̜͈̬̙͔͎̣̼͠H̨͔̳̩̩̬͞͝H̨҉̷̡̟̹̖̘͍̺͇H̷̷͖̥̮͕̦͖̞̟̹̗͝ͅͅH͠҉̛̟̹̰͕̬͎͎̘̞͎̬̬́H҉̷̡̟̘̣̱̗͇̜̖̯̙̙̼͟H̪̺͖̙͖̤͙͙̰̼̫̺̝̫́͜͜ͅ
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Very happy parents 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
We're steady sitting in the lap of luxury
Well get up or it will end in tragedyyyy
Very happy parents 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My thoughts seem separated
Because my eyes are dilated
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Two peas in a pod! 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Their profile pics though
Very happy parents 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This bottle of Bacardi
Is making me a little bit testy
I won't like to you... I eat my pizza crust first. 36 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My brother eats his hotdogs like a corndog, holding it with one hand and taking bites out of the top.
But the thing is, he doesn't take regular bites. He just nibbles on it.
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What about wearing this with nothing underneath 24 comments
guest · 3 years ago
LIARS SETTLE INTO SOCKETS, FLIP THE SWITCH AND WATCH THEM RUN
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What about wearing this with nothing underneath 24 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I SEE WHAT'S MINE AND TAKE IT
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There's something unsettling about a black toilet 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Shit into T H E V O I D
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Let me hear your best science jokes 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What's the name of a fish made up of two sodium atoms?
2Na
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Sassy sister 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
There's a Fuck Off one and a Fuck Trump one
Learn some mexican spanish 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
As a Mexican I can confirm
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Golden cocoon butterfly 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The butterfly on the bottom has a piece of metal coming out of its butt
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They're not that great of a duo 25 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A fork and an electrical outlet
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Moneylisa 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A+ title
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"spider-goat, spider goat..." 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
i lik the clif