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I think I've found the Monsters Inc. Headquarters in South Korea 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

That building is aDOORable!

Yes, I'm a dad.

guest · 8 years ago

Seriously...I want bathroom stuff of mine to completely be separated from all other aspects of my life with my wife. I also don't want to go in the bathroom to brush my teeth or converse when she's taking a dump.

Girl gets special present from her boyfriend 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I want a girl who will swallow all those raw oysters. If she can do THAT, she'll have no trouble swallowing something else, which will put her ahead of about 67% of other girls.

What...why did you THINK oysters were supposed to be erotic?

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soooooo cute! 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Only men have the capacity for evil, apparently.

Several years ago, in my town a man and woman were arrested and tried for driving around and trying to kidnap a boy to kill so the man could have sex with the corpse. A 10-year-old boy was smart enough to not get in the car to "help them look for the lost puppy"(or whatever the ruse was) and got a description of the car. It seems like the man was marginally worse than the woman, but the woman was plenty bad enough to teach kids to stay away from, yet all the warnings are against a strange man.

Another woman lured girls to their doom because letting her boyfriend rape and kill them made her life less of a hell. But only be afraid of strange MEN, children.

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My favorite greentext 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What if she died? Got put into a coma? Lost her phone, and by the time she pieced together what this guy's number had been, was too embarassed to contact him?

Prolly not, of course, but what if?

Crowd Heckling skills: Medievel 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

...and yet, if anyone threw a tomato at Hillary he'd be charged with hate crimes...

Rekt 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I can't imagine either of my sons ever thinking that a threat like that was appropriate for somone you didn't like...or for ANYTHING, I hope. The one who is now a police officer even investigates that kind of crap. I think the woman's solution is great--embarass the little $#!+s along with getting the threat noticed. The main problem is that the parents providing the correction to the behavior are the ones who brought him up that way in the first place (most likely, but not always). Maybe a step parent has to deal with it, or this is the parents' wake up call that the kid has other (bad) influences as well. Hope for the best, but don't expect miracles in our coarse culture.

Two teddy bears, many years later 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Too bad mom missed that recall that the eyes can come off and present a choking hazard.

Time of the Moon-th 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I feel like, as a guy, I should object to the image of a guy being consumed for asking that question, but actually it's both a fair and appropriate response. You just don't bring that $#!+ up with a girl.

A Left 4 Dead game that takes place in Germany would probably be really easy then 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Teenager: Oh my like GAWWWD! I don't like have time to learn more stuff. When am I ever gonna use that in real life? I'm too worried about college loans. I'm too stressed about having a test. You don't understand what it's like to be under all of today's teenager pressure. Now I have to like learn more stuff? I just want to go places in my (parents') car. I literally can't EVEN.

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