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If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape!
Please tell me someone gets that reference.

Nightmares are dreams too

*insert stupid "she had vine?" comment*

I'm a guy and I can 100% confirm this is exactly what would happen

Try this in a British accent I laughed so hard I cried.

I am a guy, but I will gladly trade my ability to eat without getting fat for some athletic ability

Somebody repost this please

I think the logic follows that the child might want to grow up to be like the doll/action figure. Though toys shouldn't be stereotyped, the logic does make sense.

As far as the abortion point, has nobody heard of adoption? You don't want a baby, you put it up for adoption. I was adopted and have hated the idea of abortion my whole life

Because $15,000 would be ridiculous

Threw water bottle at my annoying little cousin and it hit my mom

So well intended and yet so insulting

Utah has all the Mormons and they're doing what?

My ocd thanks you

I got grades and social life with no sleep

Not photoshop, she's drunk

Moon Moon in Canada

Can never unsee

This is awesome fun fact: about 85% of Christians are against westboro too