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awww morally ambiguous pirates are adorable 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I read a story about a king who was cold to his children but started to spend more time with them when his wife died. Just as they're forming connections a demon kills him, but his children being him back with their newfound love for him.

Accurate AF 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Rosalinas has the best everyday superpower!

Gotta survive 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This is pretty much "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Don't forget dank memes

Aye aye,captain! 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Captain, my captain, where are the historical novels?

Follow this hairstyle instead 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What haircut you want?
Well, I hate how my kids are always losing their racoon caps.
Say no more.

Some of us really cant afford much 40 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*guy gets down on one knee and opens box*
Will you be My Precious?

......what? 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Or breathed, perhaps, since he's trying to be all seductive.

Being able to focus them better would be cool 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And what if you could use them to show how crimes really happened? No more false sentences!

Yes you are 1 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Mother Gothel voice: Oh, now I'm the bad guy.

Drive with care 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

What if he's a cakesniffing orphan in the orphan shack?

You are awesome! 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

But in that sleep what dreams may come must give you pause.