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Taco bell for life 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I drop $12 at taco hell anyway.
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30 years ago today 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
What did he do besides eat doughnuts and park his car under a terrorist? Argyle was a bigger help and he just hung out in the limo all night!
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American school in one pic 12 comments
Any tattoo lovers here? 7 comments
Hard being a dutchman on vacation 2 comments
The band we need 17 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I went to a concert once and got a golden condom. Unfortunately Tommy Lee was playing with them and I'm a dude so... Oh hell yeah I still went backstage! What's life without a few good stories?
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Don't be that guy 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
So... All the times I've had a shitty waitress she wanted to fuck my brains out?
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Some things no one taught you 31 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I always heard you twist the knife and then pull it out. If that doesn't work repeat the process.
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Wrong place 15 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
NY is so bad she had to go to New Jersey just to take a selfie without getting raped on the street.
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Jim jefferies 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
How old do you believe the earth is? Do you believe that there have been ice ages in our history? Do you believe that the earth warmed and the ice receded? If so, and since you obviously believe the earth is warming again and that we are the cause (obviously the sun has no effect on the earth and natural climate never goes through any kind of cycles) then I must conclude that you believe that the neanderthals wore deodorant and drove SUVs. After all, if we're causing it now SOMEONE had to have caused it all those millennia ago.
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Freedom kills 32 comments
This is on my wish list 14 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Why the hell would you want that. That's creepy, especially BEING a girl and BEING THE ONE reading this. the book smell would be LoVeLy tho, yes
