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When I'm tired, I find that nothing works for me because why would it?

Looks like GTA on PS2

*sigh* Always Florida. Born and raised but I swear I'm a different kind of insane.

The quote was "I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her." When asked if she would pose for playboy. He didn't compliment her brains and personality, he was strictly discussing her "figure" in the quote, for those attempting to justify the level of creepy. He was objectifying his own daughter just like any other woman.

Yeah I've seen this about 30 times all by different people in different formats. I find it kind of annoying when someone tries to take credit for something as if it was their original idea. It's also kind of pathetic because it is horribly obvious. If you wanna share great, but credit whatever source it came from. I'm not referring to the person who posted this image here on funsubstance, they're obviously just sharing something they found funny, and not as if it is their own.

E.T. is holding a space potato.

Not that there is a direct correlation, but something makes me feel like someone willing to blackmail someone for $200 probably doesn't have enough money in their account for that transaction nor a line of credit that size, but could be completely wrong.

Want to oversimplify many different complex human emotions and social interactions? Create a post telling people blanket solutions to their issues.

People in the future are gonna look back at what we thought things would look like in the future and laugh at us.

The Indian guy kind of looks like an Indian Bieber.

You have to exit stage right.

Most cats HATE citrus. I'm surprised he got this on, but happy he did.

Is that Taylor Swift?

Calling someone who is fat, a cow is "emotional terrorism." I'm done, thanks.

Adding an apostrophe doesn't make it plural, it makes it possessive. All they had to do was NOT add the apostrophe. I'm sorry, I need help.

This happens to me at the cafeteria at work.

This doesn't surprise me, but I've never really thought about it. If you get married all eyes on you the entire night, people are coming up to you, expecting you to speak or dance, etc. When do you really have time to eat or feel comfortable to do so? Funny though.

I'd name her Elizardbeth.

I don't do that. However I do make fun of people who make obvious typos such as "Englsih" in a post about languages. We all have spell check. I had to force my phone not to correct that just now. Proofreading has never hurt anyone.

I'm going to assume "Maltesers" are like "Whoppers" aka malted milk balls?

Personally, and this is just me...I think it tastes like crap, even though other people try to convince me it's good or use my favorite line "You can't even taste the alcohol in this one!" Yes. Yes I can. I always do. I also think it's expensive and if I'm gonna waste money I'd rather do it on something else. I think we should just let people do what they want without pressuring them.

"The waiter had a strange feeling on his face after the tip." This would indicate that the waiter physically feels something on his face. The word you're looking for instead of "feeling" is either "look" or "expression." Even then, the sentence still sounds clunky. Also, as charitable as Bill Gates is I doubt he'd leave such a small gratuity, but I get the moral of the story. I'm just someone with too much time to nitpick.