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Joey salads 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Except this is not the reason vegans don't eat eggs.
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I'll put back what I took as soon as I have some change to spare 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A devoted brother and nascent criminal.
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Lmao wow just wow 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And being a whiny racist is quite fashionable.
Ted Cruz mic drop 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What is a "deadspin"?
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Socklets for the puplets! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We hardly knew ye...
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Alternative names 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We always called that thing a baby jail.
When people get married too soon 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Except for couples who don't get married. They are even less likely to get divorced.
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Apparently 'spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'what motivates you?' 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That dog is not floating on those balloons.
I don't think I have ever been asked out 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Guys say yes because they lack practice saying no.
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I still laugh whenever I see this 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is from Outhouse Daily, which is like The Onion minus funny.
light yourself on fire today 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not to be confused with the fire of extermination.
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REVOLUTION IS THE FINAL SOLUTION 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
More like 60 million.
I thought that was the wife 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Solution: remove pants.
When the tickle monster attacks 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
... says the <em>girl's</em> dad.
Chick got deported over a tweet 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I call BS. This deportation never happened.
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A rare phenomena 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sun dogs.
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The issues with todays society 51 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"I posted this" says the whiner.
who let this happen 31: i swear to god 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Stormfronter got lost and wound up here.
Marketing executives this time of year 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Winning the War on Christmas.
Thank you, billions of years of evolution 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Another failed mutant.
Faith in humanity restored 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually Pakistan.
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How to get out of a speeding ticket 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This totally works. Not.
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Badass 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A very tough guy. In the movies.
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Australian fact 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not everything in Australia is a spider. The poisonous snakes are not spiders.
Children are going to love this 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I am concerned that a teacher never heard of this extremely famous poem before.
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me starting drama for nothing 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I heard about this a few years ago, so I tried it with my dog. She growled at me -- didn't look happy to be doing it, but she growled. I haven't tried it again.
This should be a thing at every restaurant 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's Canadian.
Truth about scientists 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Absolutely true. And a few more, but none of it printable.
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Thic 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wish I knew who drew this.
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Yeah, your daily source of fun b*tch 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not to quibble or anything, but the holocaust was not legal. Many of the horrific abuses, like the ghettos, were legal under German law at the time, but the genocide was not.
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Greatest name 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Let us not forget US Rep. Dick Armey.
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Humus 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I thought only earthworms eat humus?
Salty 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Petty.
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New weight loss program 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just wanted to mention I first heard this joke over 40 years ago.
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Me irl 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Canned ravioli?! Is this a thing?
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And if we can just learn some manners, we can refrain from both.
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Turn down for what? 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Supa hot fire
Really ? 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But could he shoot somebody in Times Square?
Perfect pancakes 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yes. Never seen one in person, but they are a perennial internet feature.
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Do it like a man 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not to mention, how a real man takes a selfie.
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If God could speak to us 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, megachurches are way more profitable.
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Such a nice statement 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm sure he goes to church. To gun down the congregation.
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Beautiful friendship 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Packing some heat.
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Everyone needs a bit of Tesla Loving 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tesla deserves a lot of credit. But he never invented a death ray.
The trash can invader 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I hate seeing people put perfectly good food in the trash.
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What is it really like to go to Mars? Explained! 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
x-rays and gamma rays? Maybe they're thinking of cosmic rays and got confused.
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Who would live here? 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Kotisaari.
College education in different countries 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And yet, the US is the greatest country on Earth. Coincidence? I think not.
Plants and their effects 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or grilled.