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Hmm... That cat clearly fashioned that collar after running away from home. Well played, feline... Well played.

MMMUAH, MMUAH, MMMMUAH

That lion really gets that zebra.

"Hey Spongebob, take a seat. Kick your feet up and RELAX..."

"... Runnin' on my mind, boy." Haha Love the Frank Ocean reference.

My friend told me :)
Keep up the good work funsubstance!

How did it come to be an apple? All it said was "fruit" in the bible.

Why does everyone skip Thanksgiving? It's pretty sweet. Kinda like the foreplay to Christmas

Hmm, strange... I now have the sudden urge to flip tables.

I'm a bit concerned about the people behind the phantom.

Porn... Don't forget the porn.

Sometimes, I do that next to the person I'm thinking about... Does that make me sick in some sort of way?

HAHAHA I wanna laugh so hard but my mom thinks I'm doing homework right now. She'll be suspicious when it looks like I'm having fun... :(

I've always wanted to cosplay! Unfortunately, I don't have the body...

I have a feeling one of my last words would be, "SHIT--"

"Me neither" - the Mona Lisa

Imagine the betrayal the butterfly feels.

There no better way of describing this.

It's as if he's in an eternal orgasm.

Female rolls back tater tots that has "NO" burned into them...

Random question: Does anybody shiver while they're peeing?

I checked if the title was exaggerating... It's not.

Aww, BMO... It would've been a tragedy if you slightly misplaced the batteries.

Tell my parents I love them... I got the freaking Batman after me.

Damn, I think the first picture is in my Spanish textbook.

Well... She's definitely not "lovin' it"

:''''''''''''''(

"Yeah... That'll show them." - person who made this sign

I don't know... But that Lego looks suspicious.

This... Is... GOLD!

Haha I adore the title.

Is this true?!

Hahaha My sister and I would put pickles under our tongues when we got burgers. Ah.. memories.

But in one of the commercials, I saw a girl rub shampoo out of her eyes... What's going on here?!

Damn Charlotte, you scary!

Haha "taco-bell-ray"

I'm a guy with tits. Why doesn't anybody find me sexy?

He is an isosceles triangle... He's got some perfect legs ;-o

But he's making a fist with his right arm.

More like when I pull down my pants and shit in their livingroom.

Well those outlets don't look too happy.

My Funsubstance life right here... I should get to my essay. It's been four hours.