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You know, I can state shit from Buko, like :
"It's not pretty." Charles Bukowski
and people will be like "what an empty shit, this Bukowski was barely a writer, let alone a poet", but then you discover that this sentence is the last verse of "I Met A Genius", and this very simple and short poem is one of the deepest shits you will read in your whole life :)
My point is: This sentence was taken out of context. It may or may not have been a great metaphor about philosophical shit. Not everything Bukowski wrote is drunken rant and sub-Tumblr philosofarts.

The save button actually wears a nice HDD logo on most software nowadays.

It's true. Anssi Vanjoki got a $103,000 speeding ticket for riding his bike at 75 km/h in a 50 km/h zone.

I have been dishwashing, and IMO that's the most exhausting job in a restaurant with the smallest paycheck. So yeah, definitely, tips should be split in equal parts for everyone working in the facking restaurant.

I still prefer the left column, out of nostalgia, I guess.

openstax.com now :)

Did you mean Pixar? Disney just released this movie, but Pixar made it, 100%.

This is the second GIF from a David Lewandowski video I've seen here in a short time, and I love this! The two masterpieces are here: youtube.com/user/lewandowskidavid/videos

The H looks misplaced here.

Except the patient probably hasn't chosen to be taken to the hospital, while the fat dude in your gym has chosen to actively change things, which, in my opinion, makes you even more of a dickbag when you mock him.

All hail Rob Zombie \m/

A good friend of mine replies "Relative to what?" to everything. I am gonna kill him one of these days.r

The infamous Neutral Response video is at 305610 likes and 305610 dislikes as of now :)

And it would not in any way have been built, nor even financed, by him. It would just wear its name in huge bold letters.

Ganny, Christon, Tennant, Smithy and P-Cap. (Yep, these nicknames come from the names of the eighth to twelfth Doctors.)

Alright, let's do this. Grab my beer, please.

Everything has become really harder, but the grades are still C's. Yeaaaah.

Ask his dog.

I don't want kids because I am not sure I can properly raise them and manage our family budget. Some parents have not even asked themselves those questions before reproducing.

The Lion King was released on June 1994. It will be 22.3 years in (roughly) October this year, so please keep this joke to you for the next 5 months.

Also, religion = faith + circular reasoning. (Not meaning religious people are bad or dumb, but I really think that religion is forcing our individual faiths into a rigid mold.)

Looks like a decent Photoshop made with a picture from the movie.

"You will strive every day with a stronger and stronger conscience that you wasted your full potential.
- OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP"

"Yeah, of course, now that he's out of ammo, you will attack with your fuckings knives and shit, and one by one, of course, you fucking fucktarts. You're the worst villains that have ever villained."

Religious people from around the world, please accept this simple Facebook post as the most important gospel you'll ever read. We need people who act in favor of other people, without being judgemental.
*also applies to non-religious people: agnostics, atheists, not-giving-a-sngle-shitists and so on.

I thought that every dubstep song's lyrics were "Pins'n'needles"?

This one is actually a French word, and in French it's spelled just as it's pronounced.

This flashing swastika actually adds a nice touch, but it may be even better with a real hindu svastika instead of its rigid Nazi counterpart.

"Because I do not live there and have no idea what it is like between the cute things."

Who can honestly believe it's a "fact"? There is no definition of what "beautiful" is, and there are a very few people that find themselves more attractive than they really are.

Brosnia.

I need to do this with every bad graffiti I can spot. (Leaving the good ones untouched, because there are some masterpieces on our city's walls.)

Not being an evil person, I think I would go to the best restaurant in Paris (it's only 3 hours away from where I live), eat for free, and burp as loudly as I can while running out of the place.

This is the kind of shit because of which I left this website some time ago.

This is actually a modern invention called Giphoscope. Google it. It's pretty neat.