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I'm pretty sure that is lava disguised as grass. Kind of like the carpet in my living room.

The booger one made is so I could never it eat jelly beans again.

Can I just say that it is kinda difficult to look up all while trying to breathe, use no teeth, not gag AND make it pleasurable.

Right Round - Flo Rida

What didn't he put it into the top of a cane?! That's seems like the only viable option here.

We snorted Lucas (Mexican seasoning salt) It burned like the flames of a 1000 suns.

I can't ever believe that they any part of Rocko's Modern Life on Nickelodeon.

What happens when the kid goes flying and lands on the cement head first?

Hey! We've got quite a few Arizonians out there! I like it

This is excites me more then it should because I am going through the series on Netflix right now.

The only women I know who complain about making a guy a sandwich are single (not saying any single ladies on here wouldn't make a guy a sandwich.) I love making my boyfriend sandwiches. Heck! Sometimes I go the extra mile and cook naked! Not because I am his slave or because he is controlling but because I love him and I love making him happy even if it's just a small gesture.

My boyfriend always looks like a coke head after we make out.

Clients already take my pens. These would be gone in a heartbeat.

Here are. Back in Scaresubstance.

I'm not surprised

Noo!! Not the Gardettos!

"I'm not a regular Pope, I'm a cool Pope"

First of all if a rapist is going to rape someone, its going to be because they are a rapist and sick. NOT because a women is dressing "slutty" which is a relative term depending on how you were raised. Women are more at risk not because they aren't accountable for their actions or slutty (because women who dressed conservatively, weren't flirtatious and were completely sober have been raped before) but because they generally are more easily over powered then men due to a difference in strength. So to whoever said that if you dress slutty you are more at risk, that was an uneducated, unfounded and frankly an ignorant comment.

I wanted that so bad! I still kind of do, tbh.

I thought I was the only one!

I am always paranoid that there is going to be a scary picture at the end.

The NSA "got in trouble" for spying on the American people in the 60's. This is nothing new.

Adele. She fire to the rain for Christ's sake.

That kinda looks like the Boy Meets World one too.

What else do you say to someone who clearly already has a messed up life that has spun out of control? "Hey man, your a fat pig and need to loose a lot of weight to be acceptable in our society"? Yeah that's a real motivator.

I'm so lazy, I skipped through half this post.