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Because daytime is usually more associated with productive work. Vs nighttime thats usually associated for more laxed moments. Basically someone who goes to sleep early and wakes up early maximises the parts of the day that are productive and therefore is seen as healthy.

Just you.

Complaint lel

Okay then

As funny as the "women belong to the kitchen memes". Sexist.

I hardly think Coca-Cola is solely to blame for the commercialization of santa.

So it’s Spiced Spam?

Lol

I do this with plain rice

What for..?

Libertarians and conservatives don't want Somalia. But there's really no other real world example of a low tax, low regulation weak central government society.

You are fake news

Good.

That's kind of hard to do cuz I ain't really seen a lot of fun times in my life this is serious. Person I guess

Its telling you not to eat

“Slightly” lol

.... if a cup is so important, couldn’t you just liberally rinse out the can??

Drunk driver hailed as a hero for driving a barbie jeep. Yeah, NO.

A+ crossover

A can half-circle?

I’ve never seen this movie but of the three, one looks like he knows he’s going to lose, one thinks he has a chance, and one we all know is going to win.

But it was deleted before Obama was born...

I think this started as a muslim type of joke, but lost in translation along the way

Tim Cook

So, I'm not the only one....

I agree, the little mermaid shouldn’t be played by anyone. We must CGI a statue!

Liggers

So, That's the train of thought of abuse victims who unquestioningly stay with their abusive "love"

That's cute as Heck

oh god i can hear the ending

Fuck that guy

And here have Americans bitching about it

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If fuck your mom, but the dog beat me over the fence

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That took me longer than it should have.

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Men don't care about weight?? Are you fucking kidding me?? BULLSHIT.

My dad saw them in France, he said it was an amazing show ! Id love to see them

Oddly I can relate

Good

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You write "eye doctor" one more time imma slap you so hard you need an actual ophthalmologist to get right

It’s the refs job to call the fight. You keep swinging until they stop you. He was running his mouth. He deserved those extra punches.