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Give that marketing team a bonus!

when you are arrested, you are stripped of your rights. when i was in a county jail for 6 months, i worked as a "trustee" for 14 hour days for 50 cents an hour and one free haircut a month.

If I had time in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do.

You can ride at night if there is moon or starlight and in full darkness if the horse knows the route

That would be Omaha.

I once looked out my window and there was a man on the wing of the plane!

That was a lame ass excuse to why he sucks at fighting.

What was his job though? Perhaps wearing pants is a safety precaution. Many jobs utilizing chemicals (like pesticides) or welding require full pants and long sleeve shirts for safety.

自拍

The commenter is correct about the attitude but yea I’d have to compromise with Chili’s because Applebee’s is crap. I worked there and yea, noooo. I know what happens

lol love it

I bet it took a long time to find a Calvin and Hobbes that wasn’t funny.

So I had been in Africa traveling the continent for over a month I was the only American on the tour, thus being alone at an airport in Nairobi Kenya for my first flight before landing in Paris and then heading back to the States. Boarding and all went fine, we where all seated a d fine but we had been sitting for a solid five mins not too bad, we started moving down the runway before pulling along to a little side road ( not quite sure how accurate that description is because it was dark and had no idea what the airport layout was) and parked. We sat there for a good ten mins when what I presume was the pilot came over the intercom to say, "Sorry for the delay everyone, one of the engine lights are red and saying that it has a problem, since an airplane is a giant computer we're just gonna turn the plain off for ten minutes then start it back up and see if that fixes." As the intercom cuts off all the lights and everything went off just darkness and I was like this can't possibly

Just had a look at what Applebee’s is. The food looks pretty good. To be honest, she sounds like a stuck up bitch. It's pretty funny that no matter how much money some people get, they'll never have any class.

GRAPE - GR = ape GRAPE- G and - E = Rap!!

Also the world's smallest man.

Its called community service all prisons do it. It gives them the opportunity to learn skills and interact with society in a positive manner while giving back to the community. Its an important step in their rehabilitation and reintegration.

Well played.

that made me dyslexic

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

We are the horny lions and I refuse to apologize for having a good time.

Gosh.
*sigh*
A relationship is not about comfort über alles, it is about growing and helping the other one grow as well.

Coming from a guest, that's a rather surprising post...

Iranian women actually protested having to wear hijabs during the '70's.

Zuckerberg looks exactly like the POS he is and always has been.
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Stole his “big idea” and has used said idea to continue stealing from everyone. Grade A, first class piece of garbage.

What a cunt

And...

It's a good place to familiarize yourself with a subject you know nothing about, but there are enough problems with it that it shouldn't be used as a definitive source of information.

I am a college composition and literature instructor, and I agree with guest #1 completely. Also, what about all of the times that Wikipedia pages had false information?

No fuck that. The days of legitimate worker strikes because of unfair wages or unsafe working conditions are a century past. Striking union workers today do so because the union tells them to, and usually because the union is trying to play hardball in negotiations with the employer. Why? Usually because the employer balks at something like doubling wages, fully paid insurance for life, or an obscene amount of paid vacation. Greedy unions and entitled union employees are what have driven the cost of "made in America" way the hell up and the quality way the hell down, and have driven so many employers out of the country.
Story time; the last time I saw a picket line I stopped out of morbid curiosity and asked why they were striking. I was told by everyone there that they didn't know why, they were only there because they were paid by the union to hold signs. I only buy from non-unionized stores and manufacturers and when I see picket lines I give em the old one finger salute.

How old was she?? She looks realy young.

When the Nazca plate decides to pay the Juan de Fuca plate a visit, the world will see the true power of Golden Chile. And that final form will last wayyyyy longer than a few minutes.

that shall be called shame

If we could focus on rehabilitation rather than unending punishment for once, that'd be nice