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The only thing on the menu at McDonald's is regret

Dude...don't.

Ten points to gryffndor

Again?

Until you're known as the boogeyman

Sounds like a threesome

It doesn't have parents either

Thunder Dan

This is for shooting, this is for fun.

She makes my dough rise.

He's married to the job

They look like dragons

I'm my own reason

God's eye

I love this. Thank you

He just cracks me up more and more these days

Is..is that a crack?

And the Lord said you've got to rise up!

But I'm a designated hitter!

I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.

I'm the alpha

Achievement unlocked

I miss him

I am groot!

Her name must be Mickey cuz she's so fine

But you fucked up!

Fake

*opens mouth*

Finally the spiderman movie we deserve

Catchy af

He's coming right for us

Its about to beat Usian Bolt